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01
Jackson Storm had a cat.
This should have been the most shocking news in the paddock—Storm, who spent two-thirds of his day in the simulator and kept his house pristine enough to pass a military inspection, now had a golden British Shorthair shedding all over his furniture. A true spectacle.
But no one was paying attention.
Because Lightning McQueen had missed two races.
Rusteze's official statement was vague: "The driver has other commitments." McQueen's friends weren't talking either. Even with microphones shoved in his face, Mater kept that same easy smile and said, "Lightning's busy."
Busy with what?
No comment.
When Mater finally escaped the press scrum, he found Storm backstage with his cat. The little guy was curled into a tight ball in Storm's arms, dozing while Storm absently stroked his fur. His fluffy tail hung limp, and he looked like a fresh-baked loaf of golden bread.
Mater reached out and scratched behind the cat's ear. The cat didn't wake—just twitched one ear and instinctively nuzzled into Storm's palm.
Mater's frown deepened.
Storm, meanwhile, looked perfectly calm.
"Maybe he'll change back tomorrow," Storm said, scratching under the cat's chin with practiced ease.
Mater looked at the man and the cat in front of him and decided to believe him. What else could he do? He had no idea what kind of magic had turned his best friend into a cat (was it that trip to Disneyland last month?), no clue how a cat version of Lightning had ended up in Storm's care—Storm, of all people, who McQueen barely got along with on a good day—and absolutely no idea how to turn a cat into a person.
Or more accurately: back into a person.
"I'll bring new flavors of cat cans tomorrow," Mater said finally, resigned.
And then he watched as the cat in Storm's arms, who also happened to be a certain golden-haired driver missing from the track for two weeks, opened his eyes the moment he heard the word "cans."
Mater reached out and ruffled the cat's head again, his worry melting into a single thought: he was going to bring his best friend the best damn cat cans money could buy.
As for when Lightning would change back?
That was beyond him.
If he could turn into a cat, he could turn back... right?
02
McQueen had no idea if he could change back.
Because he had no idea how he'd changed in the first place.
It all started fifteen days ago.
Fifteen days ago, he wasn't a cat. He was still picking fights with Storm.
Not that this was unusual. For McQueen, seeing Storm's smug face the second he stepped out of his car had become part of the routine. Most of the time, they'd trade barbs until one of them walked away. Sometimes, he'd stay quiet. But occasionally—when he was in a particularly good mood—he'd say exactly the thing Storm hated most, delivered with the brightest smile.
That day, McQueen was in a particularly good mood.
"Jackson," he'd said, cornering Storm by the coffee machine. The use of his first name alone was enough to put Storm on alert.
"I've been thinking. You're exactly like a cat."
Storm choked on his coffee.
"Cold. Obsessive about cleanliness. Territorial. Never talks to anyone—"
Storm slammed his cup down on the counter.
"—just stating facts," McQueen finished smoothly, ignoring the death glare. "Maybe you should get one."
"Maybe YOU should focus on your lap times instead of studying cats," Storm bit out.
Watching Storm's mood visibly darken made McQueen's day.
The high lasted all the way into the evening. Even while brushing his teeth before bed, he pulled up a few cat videos on his phone, newly convinced of his own brilliance. The last video—a sleek black cat with an attitude problem—was definitely Storm's doppelgänger.
Then everything went sideways that night.
McQueen woke up the next morning and, for the first few seconds, didn't notice anything wrong.
Same soft mattress. Same light blue sheets. Same quiet hum of the air conditioner. Same bedroom.
He rubbed his eyes and reached for his phone on the nightstand.
He missed.
Tried again.
Still missed.
On the third attempt, he frowned and opened his eyes.
The human brain is a funny thing. If you wake up in the middle of the night and see a person standing at the foot of your bed, most people—except maybe someone like Finn McMissile—would freak out. But if you see a COW standing there, most people would just... stare. Their brain would cycle through a thousand possibilities, crash, and land on one thought:
That's impossible.
That was exactly what Lightning McQueen thought when he looked down and saw his hand was a paw.
03
Storm never showed up at McQueen's door on a Sunday morning.
More accurately, Storm never showed up at McQueen's door, period.
But that day, there he was—holding a stack of telemetry data that a certain careless, cat-obsessed driver had left by the coffee machine the day before. He rang the doorbell. It was shaped like a cactus, because of course it was.
He could have mailed it. He could have given it to McQueen's assistant. He could have waited until their next race.
But out of concern for this Champ—and definitely not because he'd spent all night tossing and turning, plotting the perfect comeback—he'd come in person.
Except no one answered the door.
It was 9 a.m. McQueen was obsessively punctual. Seven a.m. run. Back by eight-thirty. Breakfast at nine.
Storm frowned.
Torn between leaving politely and confirming McQueen was actually home, Storm chose the latter. He leaned in and pressed his ear to the door.
At first, nothing.
Then—faint sounds. Something small running back and forth. And...
A cat?
McQueen had a cat?!
That explained everything. Yesterday, McQueen had rattled off cat behaviors like a seasoned expert. Storm had assumed it was just another one of his weird tangents. But no—McQueen owned a cat.
Storm's lips curved into a smile. He knocked again, harder this time.
He couldn't wait to see the look on McQueen's face.
But McQueen didn't answer.
In fact, the noise inside got louder. Storm heard what sounded like dishes hitting the floor, followed by a cacophony of crashes—like someone had upended the entire entryway. And then the doorknob started moving. Jerking down, springing back up. Down. Up. But the door didn't open.
That wasn't right.
No cat—no matter how energetic—could cause this much chaos while their owner just... did nothing.
Storm raised his hand to knock again when a voice behind him said:
"Storm?"
He turned. Mater stood in the driveway, holding a bag of groceries, staring at Storm like he'd seen a ghost.
Because the odds of Jackson Storm showing up at Lightning McQueen's front door were about the same as McQueen publicly declaring Storm his favorite driver.
"What are you doing here?" Mater asked.
"Returning something." Storm held up the folder, then gestured at the door. "McQueen's not answering. His cat's inside."
Mater blinked.
"His... what?"
"Cat."
Storm frowned. Did McQueen seriously not tell his best friend he'd gotten a cat?
Mater stepped closer and pressed his ear to the door. After a few seconds, his confusion deepened.
"But Lightning doesn't have a cat!"
04
McQueen was an optimist.
But right now, he was in despair.
He'd given up trying to figure out how he'd turned into a cat. All he wanted was to open the damn door, even if Storm, the last person he wanted to see, was standing on the other side.
After his umpteenth failed attempt, McQueen finally gave up. He sat in the middle of his wrecked entryway, tail limp, ears flat.
Then he heard Mater's voice. Thank God.
The second Mater unlocked the door with the spare key, McQueen bolted forward, ready to throw himself into his best friend's arms—
—and latched onto Mater's pant leg instead.
When Mater scooped him up, McQueen had already surrendered. He opened his mouth and tried to say hello, but all that came out was a string of pitiful meows. He gave up and let Mater cradle him, listening to his friend say, sounding genuinely hurt:
"Lightning had a cat and didn't even tell me?"
I wanted to, McQueen thought miserably. But we're not exactly speaking the same language right now.
Then a warm hand settled on his head.
It scratched behind his ears, slid down his back, and—God help him—it felt amazing. McQueen let out an involuntary purr.
That's when he realized.
That wasn't Mater's hand.
It was Storm's.
Both man and cat froze.
Storm looked vaguely horrified, though McQueen had no idea why (he was about to find out). As for McQueen? He was having a full-blown crisis. He'd just been petted—like an actual pet—by Jackson Storm. His biggest rival. And he'd enjoyed it.
"He's talking," Storm said suddenly, pointing at him.
Mater stared at Storm. His expression shifting from "This is Lightning's rival!" to "This is Lightning's rival?"
"He's really talking!" Storm's voice pitched higher—very un-Storm-like.
"Uh... what's it...he saying?"
"He said—" Storm reached out and petted the cat again, as if testing a theory. "'That feels good.'"
Mater nodded slowly, his expression shifting back from "This is Lightning's rival?" to "This is Lightning's rival!" Clearly, he'd decided Storm had developed a supernatural ability to understand cats.
Meanwhile, McQueen's brain had just rebooted.
He sat up. Straightened.
"Storm!" he yowled.
Then again: "It's me!"
Storm's face went through an entire emotional spectrum. McQueen tried to read it and landed somewhere between "I've lost my mind," "He's lost his mind," and "We've all lost our minds."
"This cat is McQueen," Storm said flatly.
Mater looked down at the cat in his arms.
The cat looked back up at him.
And then Mater—Lightning's best friend, the one who'd always believed in him, the one who'd stood by him when no one else would—said, soft and tentative:
"...Lightning?"
McQueen thought he might cry.
05
Twenty-four hours later, Storm found himself cornered by McQueen's entire social circle.
And he knew they were up to something.
"Jackson," Mater said, cutting straight to the point. "Can you take care of Lightning for a while?"
"No."
Storm pointed at the cat in Mater's arms, whose tail was lashing furiously. "He doesn't want to."
"Lightning," Sally said gently, reaching out to scratch the cat's ears. "We talked about this."
The tail lashed faster.
"But Jackson's the only one who can hear you," Sally added. Then she turned to Storm with a look that could melt steel. "You'd be willing to take care of Lightning, wouldn't you?"
Storm wanted to say no.
But all of McQueen's friends—and he meant all of them, because his peripheral vision caught Cruz jogging over and Luigi and Guido holding what looked like a tire-shaped cat bed—had formed a wall around him.
And people were staring. It was clearly quite unusual for him to be surrounded by McQueen's friends in McQueen's absence.
Before he could become paddock gossip, Storm took the cat from Mater.
The second McQueen landed in his arms, Storm could have sworn he heard: "God, I hope this is a hallucination."
Same, Storm thought.
But it wasn't.
He'd agreed to take care of his rival-turned-cat and was now walking to his car with a tire cat bed, a bag of food, a bowl with a lightning bolt on it, and a feather wand.
He regretted it the moment they got in the car.
Because McQueen—perched on the passenger seat—wouldn't. stop. meowing.
After confirming his passenger wasn't hungry or thirsty and was just rambling about how he'd turned into a cat and how his friends had managed to figure out what he needed through charades—Storm put on his headphones.
The meowing got louder.
Storm was extremely grateful he'd chosen a house ten minutes from the track. Otherwise, tonight's dreams would be nothing but McQueen's voice on loop.
But the second Storm carried him inside, the meowing stopped.
Storm set his cat-shaped predecessor gently on the floor and went back to grab the cat bed. When he returned, McQueen mewed once ("Thanks") and immediately curled up inside.
He tucked himself into a tight ball, tail wrapped neatly around his body, ears flat. He looked like a little golden loaf of bread. Even his constantly-twitching tail had gone still.
Storm stared at the golden lump for a long moment, mentally flipping through his extremely limited knowledge of cats.
Then it clicked: Cats don't like unfamiliar environments.
Storm glanced around. His house and McQueen's house had exactly zero things in common—except for this bed.
So the only familiar thing here was the bed.
...And him.
Storm hesitated. He had work to do. Training plans to review. Data to analyze. His office would've been ideal.
But he pulled out his laptop, sat down cross-legged next to the cat bed, and opened a spreadsheet.
While pretending to work, he snuck glances at McQueen.
Ten minutes in, McQueen started looking around.
Twenty minutes in, McQueen was subtly sniffing him.
Thirty minutes in, Storm reached out and gently scratched McQueen's ears. McQueen didn't pull away.
Forty minutes in, Storm opened a can of tuna, dumped it into the lightning-bolt bowl, and slid it toward McQueen. Then he immediately looked back at his laptop, pretending he wasn't watching McQueen bury his entire face in the dish.
McQueen was right, Storm thought.
He really should get a cat.
Honestly.