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    “…Olivia’s out of town,” Walker says, sounding uncomfortable. “Can I get drunk?”

    It sounds like he’s asking for Bucky’s permission to do so, which is weird beyond comprehension, but before Bucky can point out his choice of wording, Walker clarifies.

    “Like, am I able to? Is that even a thing anymore? Or does being a super soldier mean I’m condemned to some bitter life of sobriety now? Because that would suck.”

    “…Everclear,” Bucky says stiffly after yet a few more seconds of that same awkward silence. It’s starting to feel pretty unbearable. “Two or three bottles, maybe. As fast as you can comfortably drink it before your metabolism catches up.”

    “Okay, cool,” Walker says, and the line goes dead with a click.

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    It starts with John unexpectedly calling Bucky to ask for advice. For reasons that Bucky can't possibly fathom, he answers.

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