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The air smelled wrong.
Theo Nott noticed it the moment they stepped out of the narrow alley and into the open square—thick with fried food, petrol, and something oddly… alive.
Not magic, not quite, but buzzing with a different kind of energy that pressed against his skin like static.
He tilted his head back, watching the sky.
“Don’t,” Harry said immediately.
Theo didn’t look at him. “Don’t what?”
“Whatever it is you’re about to do.”
“I’m observing.”
“You’re glowing,” Harry replied flatly. “You only glow like that when something terrible is about to happen.”
Theo finally turned, eyes bright, smile slow and creeping. “You wound me.”
Harry folded his arms. “Last time you said that, you tried to enchant a kettle to predict the future.”
“It did predict the future.”
“It exploded.”
“After predicting the future.”
Harry sighed, but there was no real heat in it. Just the quiet, familiar fondness that had settled between them over the past months—unexpected, steady, and a little surreal in its normalcy. One year ago, the world had been ending. Now Theo was dragging him through a Muggle market like it was an academic field trip.
Which, in Theo’s mind, it absolutely was.
“Come on,” Theo said suddenly, grabbing Harry’s sleeve. “There’s something here.”
“That’s what I’m afraid of.”
They wove through the crowd...voices overlapping, vendors shouting, coins clinking, laughter rising and falling like waves. Theo moved with purpose, drawn by something he couldn’t quite name and then he saw them.
At first, it was just a blur of motion, a sudden eruption of wings as dozens of birds burst into the sky at once. Grey bodies, iridescent necks flashing green and violet in the sunlight, circling in tight, precise formations.
Theo stopped dead.
Harry nearly walked into him. “What...”
“Do you see that?” Theo breathed.
Harry followed his gaze. “Pigeons?”
Theo’s eyes widened slightly. “Pigeons.
”
“Yes. Very… bird-like.”
“No, no,” Theo murmured, stepping forward as if pulled. “Look at them. Their coordination, precision. They’re not random.”
They weren’t.
The flock moved as one...banking sharply, twisting, reforming. There was intention there, pattern and something deliberate.
Theo’s pulse quickened.
“Harry,” he said quietly, “those birds are being directed.”
“By who?”
Theo didn’t answer. He was already moving again, faster now, pushing through the crowd toward the source.
They found him in an open patch of the square...a weathered man with a cap pulled low, a whistle between his lips, and a small wooden crate at his feet. He barely looked up as Theo approached, utterly transfixed.
The man gave a short, sharp whistle.
The pigeons shifted instantly.
Theo’s breath caught.
Another whistle, longer, rising.
The flock split cleanly in two.
“That’s impossible,” Theo whispered.
“Pretty sure it’s just training,” Harry said.
Theo shook his head slowly. “No wand. No incantation. No magical signature and yet...perfect response.”
The man finally noticed them, eyeing Theo’s intensity with mild suspicion. “You buying or just staring?”
Theo blinked. “Buying?”
“Racers,” the man said, nudging the crate with his boot. “Best in the district.”
Theo crouched instantly.
Inside the crate, a cluster of pigeons shifted and cooed, their beady eyes sharp, alert. One of them hopped forward, tilting its head at him with unsettling focus.
Theo leaned closer.
“Extraordinary,” he murmured.
Harry rubbed his face. “Oh no.”
“They’re responsive to sound cues, yes?” Theo asked, looking up at the man.
“and trained routes,” the man replied. “You release ‘em, they find their way back. Fast as anything if you’ve done it right.”
“Find their way back,” Theo repeated softly.
“Yes.”
“Across distance.”
“Yes.”
“Without magic.”
The man frowned. “Course without magic.”
Theo went very still.
Then, slowly...dangerously...he smiled.
Harry groaned. “There it is. That’s the smile. I hate that smile.”
Theo stood, brushing nonexistent dust from his coat. “Harry,” he said, voice alight with revelation, “do you know what this means?”
“That I should leave before I get implicated?”
“It means,” Theo continued, ignoring him completely, “that wizarding communication systems are fundamentally flawed.”
Harry stared at him. “You cannot be serious.”
“Owls,” Theo said, beginning to pace. “Slow. Dramatic. Easily distracted. Emotionally unstable.”
“Emotionally...”
“and don’t even get me started on their sense of superiority.”
“They’re owls, Theo.”
“Exactly.”
Harry pinched the bridge of his nose. “You’re not replacing owls with pigeons.”
Theo stopped pacing.
Turned.
Met Harry’s eyes with absolute certainty.
“I’m not replacing them,” he said.
A beat.
Harry closed his eyes. “That’s worse, isn’t it?”
Theo’s smile sharpened.
“I’m improving them.”
Harry let out a long, defeated sigh, already bracing himself for the fallout. Somewhere above them, the pigeons wheeled in perfect formation...silent, efficient, unstoppable and in that moment, Theo Nott had a brilliant idea.
Draco Malfoy was going to hate it.