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1. Watering the ferns (Waterboy x self insert) by Fern_is_gooning

   Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game), selfinsert - Fandom  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Multi, Other
   • Complete Work

   20 May 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)/You
   • Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch)
   • Waterboy | Herman's Grandmother (Dispatch)
   • Robert Robertson | Mecha Man
   • Sonar | Victor (Dispatch)
   • Blonde Blazer | Mandy (Dispatch)
   • Invisigal | Courtney (Dispatch)
   • Lemon
   • Bisexual Male Character
   • Nonbinary Reader-Insert
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Out of Character
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Angst

   Summary

   Fern is a He/they/it afab who grew up in life of crime is entered into the pheonix program (From dispatch)
   They meet herman/waterboy <3, they bond, love... and get they freak on?!?! ;-)

   (Probably out of character)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   60

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Kudos:

   2

   Hits:

   103