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January edition
Snoring (verb) – making a snorting or grunting sound while asleep
Question 1 – Do you snore when you sleep?
Lt Pavel Chekov, Chief Navigation officer – Operations division
'I do not know, but Jaylah believes there are bees in my room at night'
Lt Hikaru Sulu, Second office & Chief Pilot – Command division
'Ben says I sound like a fog horn when I sleep. That's cos he always wears me out"
Lt Commander Montgomery Scott, Chief Engineer – Engineering division
"Me! Never! No matter what Charlene tells ye, I sleep like a wee bairn"
Dr Carol Marcus – Chief Tactical officer – Tactical & Security division
"No, I do not sound like a warp engine, no matter what Kirk says"
Lt Commander Nyota Uhura, Chief of operations – Operations division
"Yes, who doesn't and my husband likes it, says it helps him to meditate"
Dr Leonard McCoy – Chief Medical officer – Medical division
"Well, the wife requested Xtreme noise reducer earplugs for her birthday. Says it was a logical present..So what does that tell ya!"
Captain James Kirk – Commanding officer - Command division
"I'm too busy pleasing my lady to sleep (wink, wink)"
Lt Commander Spock – First Officer & Chief Science officer - Command & Science division
"I have no comment on the matter."