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Wen Qing finds him on the roof of where he’s been staying, nursing a jar of Sishu’s wine.
“Wei Wuxian! What are you doing up there?”
Wei Wuxian hasn’t had nearly enough wine to get tipsy, let alone drunk enough for his words to slur, but he slurs them anyway for nostalgia. “What if Lan Zhan doesn’t fall in love with me?”
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Wei Wuxian finds himself in the past, a few months before the Gusu Lan lectures, and decides that his best shot athiding his traumafixing the future is faking his own kidnapping and asking Wen Qing who all he needs to kill before she or someone she trusts is in charge of QishanWen. Clearly, he thought this through.Or: Wei Wuxian creates a No War!AU, and then he has to live in it.
Recorded for Voiceteam 2026's PASS IT ON Challenge! We recorded this fic in what we're calling the "YOLO Relay style," where whoever was available hopped in to record the next chapter instead of doing signups in advance. Some of the chapters were read in our team's voice channel with other team members listening in live.
Each chapter is read by a different podficcer in the style of their choosing.
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