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The Circus With Dragons, Drones, And…Flowers?
tadc, md, wof, gf, toh, sw, pp, and dw
(the amazing digital circus, murder drones, wings of fire, gravity falls, the owl house, star wars, poppy playtime, and dandy’s world)
this happens between ep 3 and 4 of digital circus, after book 15 of wof, and after ep 8 of murder drones It's basically characters that i love from my top fandoms that had teleported into the digital circus. annndd i have no clue what part of poppy playtime :3
[Pop!]
I heard the pop, and suddenly I was in an arena. Not an arena actually, a big circus tent. I heard other pops all around the room. I saw some robots, a rainbow flower that was guiding his friends, and more dragons. One of the dragons I could recognize. It was that SilkWing I forgot the name of, with her boyfriend. There was another person with dark eyes with glowing, yellow X's as pupils. They had the messiest hair and wore black heels and dress. They also had bloody stains all over them. Eww. And then, some other people came over to a stage with a floating denture guy in front. We teleported again.
"Hello, my little rubber-baby-bumper-bubblegums!" Denture guy said. "As your ringleader, Caine I shall show you the Digital Circus!" He showed me and the other people around the Digital Circus and…the "void". When we got back, we were in the circus tent again.
"Get the [BLEEP!] away from me," a purple-eyed robot said. I stared at everyone, and saw Moon. One of my students in Jade Mountain Academy. She had a "boyfriend" at some point, maybe Qibli appears somewhere where we can't see him. Oh, whatever the [BLEEP!]. Wow, this is rigged, we can't swear in our minds either. Ugh. Anyway-
[POP!]
I teleported. Again.
“Today’s adventure is…working at Spudsy’s!” Caine said. “Kinger’s not coming with us today.”
"Where and what the hell is 'Spudsy's'?" Uzi complained.
[POP!]
You know it, I [BLEEP!]-ing teleported again.
~Switch to Uzi's perspective~
I was suddenly flying. The stupid teeth guy didn't answer me. Stupid. I guess we have to work somewhere and - OW! I landed face first into the cement. My visor screen reloaded.
"By the way, people! Gangle's the shift manager!" Caine suddenly yelled from the portal.
I walked to Spudsy's. It was a mediocre diner/restaurant. Lots of people were sitting down inside. I walked in with the other people I didn't know (except for the drones with me).
"Alllright, people! We got a lot of people today! So let's get cooking!" The comedy mask girl said. She was yelling orders to the people in the room. I was assigned to cook the meat patties with Cyn and another person named Zooble. I flipped the patties with Zooble flipping theirs and Cyn, God I don't even know. She tried to balance the spatula on her head and tried to eat it.
"Giggle. This is so fun!" Cyn said in her eccentric robot voice.
"Oh, no!" I heard a male voice say, "It looks like I've taken Ragatha, and dropped her in the deep fryer!" Then I heard muffled bubbling.
A few moments later, when I was minding my own business and doing my job, I heard a little groan from the other side. It was Ragatha. I knew her name because she gave me a little tour of the circus. She laid on the floor, looking drunk.
"I wish someone would flirt with me…" she slurred. I stared at her. The purple bunny walked up to her.
"Ragatha, would you do me a favor and get out of the way?" He said angrily at the doll that was currently acting drunk.
"Jax, I like, hate you…" Ragatha muttered. "But I don't want you to hate me…is that weird?"
"You're drunk or something," Jax muttered, walking over her. I stared at her, then went to Gangle.
"Hey," I said, "what time is it?"
"I think it's afternoon." She replied in her high-pitched voice "I mean - ha - it seems like time doesn't move here, has it been 5 hours? A day? A year? A decade? I don't know!"
"Ohhh-kayyy," I said, returning back to my job. I saw the dragons were restocking stuff in the corner of my eye. The flower and his friends were cashiers with Pomni, and me and the others were minding our own business.
"Hello, Uzi, Zooble, and…Cyn." Jax said, appearing. "Isn't 'uzi' the name of a gun?"
"Bite me," I grumbled. "I think that's frickin' cool, what's the matter with that?"
"I mean, crazy name, right?" He said. "And your last name is 'Doorman', right?"
"Shut up before I demolish you with my railgun!" I yelled at him.
[POP!]
“WHAT THE HECK?!”
A blank TV screen. Wow. Amazing. Another person appeared next to me, it was the annoying purple rabbit. Jax. The TV turned on and Gangle was on it.
"Hello! Welcome to Spudsy's!" TV Gangle said. "(Yada yada). Are you smiling?"
"Ehh…no," I admitted to TV Gangle with Jax saying the same thing.
"Why not?" TV Gangle asked, her smile dropping to a menacing face. I gulped.
~Switch to Scraps's perspective~
Cha-ching! Went the cash register. I was a cashier and I was with my other friends and Pomni, my jester friend. Goob was standing next to me and was struggling with his long arms and the small cash register. I giggled.
"Hello," I said to a customer NPC with a bowl of cereal in their hands. We stood there in a moment of silence. "…Uhh, are you going to get anything?"
"Uh, no I got this bowl of cereal to eat." The NPC replied.
"Well, there are other customers waiting in line to order…" I said trailing off.
We got that customer situated. They ended up getting a number 57 after they finished their cereal. I got back to working with Goob. We had both agreed to make some arts and crafts after our shift at Spudsy's!
Me and Goob unexpectedly took a break with Toodles and Gourdy. We drew and painted in the break room. I drew me, Toodles, Goob, and Gourdy together in front of Spudsy's, Goob painted abstract art, Toodles and Gourdy shared a paper and scribbled on it. Soon we had to continue working. I taught Toodles how to work the cash register while I restocked food and took out the trash. Goob served the food.
"Hello, customer!" Toodles greeted the customer. "What can I get for you today?"
"Hello there, little fella." The customer said, tipping his hat to her. It was a gummy crocodile with some other gummy crocodiles behind him. "I'll have (i forgot what gummigoo ordered, don't tomato me!)."
"Okay, please take a seat."
I went back into the employee's section of the building. I made the burgers instead of Ragatha because Ragatha was taking a break because she was acting delusional from the stupid sauce getting into her eye.
~Back to Tsunami's perspective~
"Aaaand that should do it!" Anemone said happily. I stared at my sister.
"Are you being dead-[BLEEP!]?" I asked, looking at the very not neatly stacked burger.
“No, I think it looks good.” Anemone replied.
Sorry, Anemone, but that looked ugly. Like what? Anemone's burger was so misplaced. "Scraps, may you do this burger for Anemone please?" I asked.
"Sure!" replied the origami cat. "Okay, so dearie, you but the bottom bun here and then you put this here and…"
I walked away from Anemone and Scraps to Luna.
"Boo!" I shouted behind her. She flinched.
"Oh my moons," she said, covering her mouth in a shocked expression. "Tsunami!! Hi!! I didn't even see you!"
I giggled at her. “What? I saw you right when I teleported here!”
~Back to Scraps’s perspective~
“Goob, stop,”
Yeah, my brother needs to stop. He needs to stop eating the food.
Imagine how funny it would be if I just snatched him with my tail! I thought, a small giggle escaping my mouth. Sooo, that’s what I did, I snatched him away from the food with my tail.
“Oww,” he whined. “Scraaaps, why did you do that?”
“Because, we aren’t eating here, we’re working.” I said, letting go of Goob.
“Aw, man,”
When I returned to my job, I stood next to Pomni at the cash register. “Hey, Pomni, how’s work going?”
“It’s okay, but I don’t really like what Caine picked out for us,” Pomni replied, opening the cash register.
“No one like it here,” I said. “Uzi’s dreading it, she’s been complaining for the past hour.”
“Yeah, but that’s probably only because of Cyn bothering her every minute.” She said, “I’d think she’d like it more if Cyn wasn’t there with her.”
“BITE ME! I HATE THIS PLACE!” Uzi yelled from the other side of the room. Was she listening to our conversation?
[Pop!]
“Yeah - uhmm,” I was about to say something, but then I teleported. Again.
~Gangle’s perspective~
I was the shift manager for my friends while they worked at Spudsy’s. They dreaded it. Well, I did too. Caine’s adventures aren’t usually this calm though, so we should enjoy it while it lasts. Our last adventure was at a haunted house, Caine usually makes those kinds of adventures for all of us. Well, but Zooble never joins in the adventures. They just hate Caine’s adventures. But this time, they came (maybe because this was the suggestion box’s adventures, not Caine’s).
I looked at the clock, it was the same time it had been the whole day; 12:30. When were we supposed to leaveee? It was sunset outside, so I was guessing our shift would be over soon. Ragatha got stupid sauce in her eye, and you know it, she started acting so stupid.
“Dearie, you look a bit sleepy,” a toon with a teacup as a head said to me. “I’m Teagan, I came with Dandy and some others.”
“I’m Gangle,” I replied. “I’m not sleepy though, I think I could last the rest of the shift, thanks.”
“Alright, tell me when you need anything,” Teagan said, walking away.
Jax got pushed in by a gigantic hand. I watched him look at the clock. “Oh, are you KIDDING ME?! Hey, Gangle! I think the clock’s broken!”
“Is the clock broken, or are we the broken ones?” I asked.
“Ah, great,”
“How long has this shift really gone for?” I asked, then I started listing how long it could’ve been. My watch beeped, I looked at it. “Oh yeah, the clock is broken.”
I went outside. It was fully dark now, I’d guess it was seven o’clock. I sighed, took off my comedy mask, then screamed into my arms. As I look to my side, I see Pomni and Scraps just standing there, staring at me.
“Y-You okay there, dear?” Scraps asked me, looking concerned.
“Usually, my comedy mask should be broken by now,” I explained.
“Well, uhm - we’re doing another one of these.” Pomni muttered under her breath. “I-Is the comedy mask not making you happy?”
I didn’t say anything, and scrunched up into a small ball on the sidewalk.
"Do you have anyone to talk to?"
~Back to Scraps's perspective~
I had walked back into Spudsy's I saw a customer.
"Hello there," I greeted the NPC happily. "What would you like to order?"
"I don't want to order anything," The NPC growled. "I'm looking for a dragon named Moon."
"O-Oh," I stuttered, "sir, that's not possible," I added. "She is an employee here."
"Did I hear someone call my name?" I heard Moon's delicate voice ask. She came up closer to me. "I - uh heard someone call my - HOLY [BLEEP!]!! QIBLI!!"
Moon got out of the employee's section. "Oh, so you're not an NPC?" I asked.
"No, I'm her boyfriend," Qibli said.
"Hi, Qibli!!" Tsunami yelled from inside.
"I came here late," Qibli explained to me. "I'm glad I did tho -"
"SHIFT IS OVER!!" Gangle shouted. She wasn't wearing her comedy mask anymore, she was now wearing just her sad mask.
[POP!]
We're back at the Digital Circus.