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1. 勒克莱尔的坤巴曾三次离家出走 by myheartlikeamirroball

   Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF  

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   10 Jun 2026

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   • Charles Leclerc/Max Verstappen
   • 3316 - Relationship
   • Top Max Verstappen
   • Bottom Charles Leclerc

   Summary

   恬静的绝世美女勒克莱尔双手一拍滔滔不绝地讲起了自己的坤巴：“未勃起状态二十三厘米，中通外直，不蔓不枝，粉红色，冠状沟明显，吃起来是菠萝味的。”维斯塔潘无语地扭头告诉她：“我们写虚假消息的话一辈子都找不到它的。”勒克莱尔嗔道句句属实好吗，我就是那种长得又帅吊又大的男人啊。维斯塔潘懒得跟她争论，贴了这个寻坤启示，果然没人打来电话，勒克莱尔叹口气，还是换成了真实信息：“未勃起十六厘米，有一点点弯，正常颜色，味道的话可能是双汇火腿肠吧，我又没吃过。”这倒和维斯塔潘那日看到的角落小生物匹配上了，然而更新了信息也没有什么屁用就是了。

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   纯造谣，纯猎奇，杂揉了不同时间的事情别思考。3316前提下的全性向乱炖

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