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1. Useless story, useless system! by Sleeping_pidgeon

   Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

   • Mature
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   • Gen
   • Work in Progress

   31 May 2026

   Tags

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   • JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 3 Ensemble
   • System (Scum Villain)
   • Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu
   • Kakyoin Noriaki
   • Kujo Jotaro
   • JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 3: Stardust Crusaders
   • Isekai and Transmigration
   • MC transmigrates into DIO
   • Inspired by The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Moxiang Tongxiu
   • i have a plan for this- trust me
   • Updating tags as I go
   • Alternate Universe - Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu Transmigrates into a Different Person
   • a different fandom really
   • POV Alternating
   • Implied/Referenced Suicide
   • very minor though
   • Crossovers & Fandom Fusions

   Summary

   [CONGRATULATIONS, CONGRATULATIONS, CONGRATULATIONS! GOOD THINGS MUST BE SAID THREE TIMES! WELCOME TO THE BIZARRE WORLD OF JOJO’S. CHARACTER ALIGNMENT COMPLETED, CHARACTER: Dio Brando.
   TITLE: LORD DIO
   YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED THE QUEST “Existential crisis.” +10 B-POINTS]

   or: A guy dies and wakes up as DIO, what could go wrong?

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