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1. Be Like a Woman to me by zerosdecafbooks

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, M/M, Multi
   • Complete Work

   20 May 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Female-Presenting Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley's Name is Crawly | Crawley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Has Religious Trauma (Good Omens)
   • Genderfluid Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Male-Presenting Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Ineffable Idiots (Good Omens)
   • Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens)
   • Crowley is a Mess (Good Omens)

   Summary

   Aziraphale and Crowley meet a few days after the Siege of Tyre in 332 BC. Still holding on to the belief that his side is doing the right thing, Aziraphale couldn't be more himself. Crowley has a ton of internalized misogyny and gender dysphoria. Aziraphale has so much religious trauma, it's a mess.
   They love each other but try to find explanations as to why that feeling isn't love.

    

   poor crowley doesn’t know gay people exist i’m gonna cry wtf

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   3,365

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Kudos:

   12

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