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1. “He’s NOT your star crossed lover, DIPSHIT!” by Arsenic_Weevers (ShadowFox1324)

   Fandoms: The Fall Guy (2024), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   21 May 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Ryland Grace/Tom Ryder
   • Ryland Grace & Colt Seavers
   • Tom Ryder & Colt Seavers
   • Ryland Grace & Tom Ryder
   • Colt Seavers
   • Tom Ryder
   • Ryland Grace
   • Dressler
   • crack ship
   • Rare Pairings
   • Ryland Grace and Colt Seavers Are Twins
   • Unrequited Crush
   • Kidnapping
   • tom is down bad
   • Colt wants to go home
   • Ryland Grace is Oblivious
   • Aromantic Asexual Ryland Grace
   • Ryland Grace Has Anxiety
   • Autistic Ryland Grace
   • Tom Ryder Being an Asshole
   • Tom Ryder is an Idiot
   • Protective Colt Seavers
   • Obsessed Behavior
   • One-Sided Attraction
   • Tom will never take the hint
   • I’m crashing out but at least it’s funny
   • low key slightly offensive at some points
   • Starstruck ship
   • Crack

   Summary

   Colt knew tom was an entitled idiot. Although this really takes the cake.

   Series

   • Part 12 of Lonely Baby Goose 🪿
   • Part 1 of 🤩 You got me starstruck into loving you 🤩

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   English

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