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  1. Worst in the business! by

    Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

    05 Jun 2026

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    Kaveh can't keep doing this.
    "Why," he asks, making sure his glare is particularly scathing, "did you order your soup, and I quote, 'without the broth?'"
    "It's how I eat it while reading," Alhaitham replies, which — is frankly an insane thing to say. Like, generally.

    Or: Alhaitham orders increasingly ridiculous deliveries... and Kaveh, his Doridasher, is collateral damage.

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