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1. i just live here, babe, but you’re the one who decided to knock by cluelessclown

   Fandoms: Half Man (TV 2026)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   22 May 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Niall Kennedy/Ruben Pallister
   • Niall Kennedy
   • Ruben Pallister
   • Anal Fingering
   • Anal Sex
   • Drunk Sex
   • NO BETA WE DIE LIKE HEROES
   • Pseudo-Incest
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Horny Teenagers
   • teen niall and ruben

   Summary

   Ruben comes home drunk and high, and Niall has a hard time figuring out what he wants.

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   English

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