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Ilya Rozanov records worst puck handling of the century. Asked to leave the party

ilya rozanov THREATENS to make the lineup today

rozanov sent back to the ahl god finally heard me 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 montréal you are TOAST tomorrow

rozanov back in providence at the same time as klingberg this entire team just gonna have a mid-off 😭😭😭😭

When yall realize that Tierney signed roz so the bears can tank even more and end the season last in the league so we get better draft lottery odds and draft first overall next year so that in 3 years we're winning the cup again #yallplayingcheckers #tierneyplayingchess

GAME DAY AT COLORADO TONIGHT!!

Colorado scores. 1-0

2-0.

MARLEAU SCORES!!!! OUR CAPTAIN MAKES IT 2-1

Colorado power play... Is anyone else really scared right now?

Colorado scores on the power play. 3-1.

...4-1

Bears lose 7-1.

Boston Bears Head Coach Jacob Tierney when asked about his lineup choice for tonight’s loss against Colorado Summit: “We have a lot of great veterans who've earned their ice time these last four years, and who've got the stats to back it up. The younger guys have to earn that ice time.”

TIERNEY WHAT ICE TIME HAS IR81 EARNED WITH 0 POINTS THIS PAST MONTH WHEN YOURE BENCHING HAAS AT THE FIRST MISTAKE WHEN HE NEEDS DEVELOPMENT

yall know im ilyapilled to an insane degree but tierney just pulled this out of his ass bc why was lapointe's ice time less than 11 minutes with 1 goal and 1 assist but ilya's was almost 14 minutes with no production whatsoever

tierney's media answers

can tierney pls stop gobbling rozanov’s dick at every occasion it’s starting to piss me off no one wants the recipe to your moms peach cobbler bitch

Hockey fans really need to stop overusing the term "generational"
There are only 8 generational talents in NHL History
Bobby Orr
Mike Bossy
Wayne Gretzky
Mario Lemieux
Ilya Rozanov
Alexander Ovechkin
Sidney Crosby
Connor McDavid

jacob tierney needs to be investigated im sure he's got a parlay on tampa winning the next game this can't be our lineup

woke up to rozanov 4C for tonight… what the hell is a polar bear (= washed loser) doing in arlington texas (= my beautiful fourth line)

rozanov 4th line center and regenda healthy scratched…somehow this is all scott hunter’s fault

guys yall remember last season when the media admins gave the bears mini awards and rozy got Social Media Darling and he was so happy 😭😭 aigoo

the commentators dragging the hell out of rozanov rn… when they're slandering your goat but they're lowkey right

”Rozanov loses the puck to-” when the fuck does he not.

new bears fan here can someone tell me why rozanov is also on the second power play line when he's this inconsistent?

NEWS | The Boston Bears have re-signed forward Ilya Rozanov to a three-year, $11.25 million contract extension. Rozanov’s contract will carry an average annual value of $3.75 million.

am i insane or does this say three more years of rozanov.

rachel reid i supported you as the first female gm of the nhl but this was before you re-signed ilya rozanov for almost four million a year. what the fuck is your problem

they're calling it the worst asset management in the history of the nhl btw

ilya rozanov when he realizes theyre not paying him just aura farm on the bench but he also has to put the puck in the net

ROZY NATION WE CELEBRATE TONIGHT

Ilya Rozanov was getting close and personal with a man yesterday evening

ILYA ROZANOV GAY?????????

ILYA ROZANOV BI?????????

ir81 idc if you're gay or bi etc just put the puck in the net 🥱🥱

wait but why his man lowkey 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

ilya rozanov can you fight.

try me.

since when is rozanov on twitter im ctfu

he's so?,?€:!:€:

rozy lurking on here and seeing everyone call him all kinds of washed is cracking me up i can't lie

Who’s Shane Hollander, the man rumored to be Ilya Rozanov’s lover? - Read our full article below ⬇️

“The 25 year-old is allegedly in a doctorate program in providence” WAIT. is that why rozy keeps being sent back to providence IJBOL 😭😭😭

airing this random civilian’s life on the internet is crazy but what do you mean he studies in the same city our ahl team plays in. like this can't be a coincidence can it

pls don't tell me rozanov has been tanking so he can go kiss a fucking boy pls

ILYA ROZANOV YOU COST US THE GAME AGAINST NASHVILLE AND IT BETTER NOT HAVE BEEN FOR SOME DICK

ilya rozanov speech bubble

now homophobic hockey fans are gonna argue that gay players can't play bro

ilya rozanov unethical tanker because he got a man in providence mind you boston is a FOURTY MINUTE RIDE AWAY FROM PROVIDENCE MAN FUCK YOU 😭😭😭😭😭😭

hogging ice time from our prospects meanwhile he's logged NINE POINTS last season and none of them were goals 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

lowkey if rozanov was my man i'd get the ick when he turns the puck over but that's just me

btw did roz ever confirm if that boy was his bf or just a hookup

Shane Hollander when asked about speculations of his boyfriend Ilya Rozanov of the Boston Bears ‘tanking’ on purpose to reunite with him in Providence : “...What? He gets an earful from me every time they send him down. He has lousy puck control and weak defense and needs to work on his shooting accuracy and you think I want it to stay that way? No I don't want my boyfriend to be a joke of a player, I'd like him to put decent enough numbers that he doesn't get moved up and down the NHL and the AHL like an idiot. Now leave me alone.”

Shane : no my boyfriend can't play yes it gives me the ick what more do you want from me

wait bc this shane guy is spot on abt rozanov’s weaknesses…. FIRE TIERNEY HIRE SHANE INSTEAD

“Are you guys ready for your coaching lesson?”

Tierney gulped

Zwiebel nodded

“Yes Shane Hollander”

Rozanov going home to his man making a 56 slide powerpoint about his mistakes in tuesdays game lmfaoooooo shane don’t play

Shane Hollander it seems i’ve grown quite fond of you there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend with whom i once picked apples in papa’s orchard

and when ilya’s relationship with shane makes him a better hockey player and he ends the fraud allegations and he also ends scott hunter’s washed ass and rozynation gets vindicated

only way for us to clinch playoffs tonight is if we win AND vancouver wins against buffalo in regulation…like alright

End of 1st Period 0-0

End of 2nd Period 0-0

…St-Louis scores. 1-0

ROZANOV SCORES WITH FOUR SECONDS LEFT IN THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!! 1-1

is it just me or did roz just point towards the stands after he scored

HOLY SHIT WE GOT ROZ LOVERBOY CELLY

rozanov goal

they said he was washed and irrelevant… they said he couldn't score… they said he was flopping for a man… my goat proved all the haters wrong god bless

shane looked happy asf in the stands

St-Louis scores in overtime and wins 2-1.

I will let him know 🤤🤤

i hate when other people dunk on rozanov like sorry he's OUR washed vet back off

And ice cream don’t forget that

hate to say this but i kinda really like rozanov now....

Ilya rozanov is single handedly flipping bearstwt’s public opinion of him by being gay and hilarious online

since the bears didn't make the playoffs who are u guys rooting for

i hate the off season man wtf am i supposed to do without hockey

has anyone heard from roz i miss him

ilya rozanov insta story gym pics goodbye you were bigger than the whole sky…

Im sooooooooooo drunk @IlyaRozanov81

LONDON I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL
I LOST MY QUEEN TOO

ilya drought so bad im going through his old tweets

you know what good for shane LOCK THAT BUTT UP

we're crying abt rozy not being on socmed mind you he and shane probably in providence locked up in that house Making Up For Lost Time