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1. Ripley and Toast's Most Excellent Adventure by LittleLightLittleFire

   Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)  

   • Not Rated
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/M, M/M
   • Complete Work

   13 Jan 2017

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Ambiguous or Implied Relationship(s)
   • Fili/OFC
   • Kili/OFC
   • Kíli (Tolkien)/Tauriel (Hobbit Movies)
   • Thorin Oakenshield
   • Bilbo Baggins
   • Tauriel (Hobbit Movies)
   • Kíli
   • Fíli
   • The Company
   • Gandalf | Mithrandir
   • Crack Fic
   • author insert
   • Author's best mate insert
   • i had fun with this
   • Battle of Five Armies Fix-It
   • Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies

   Summary

   This began life as a story I wrote for my best friend along the premise of "Oh Lord, wouldn't it be funny if we - two sarcastic, pop-culture obsessed arseholes - got catapulted into Middle Earth?"
   It snowballed from there into a small novel, which shows how much fun we both had.
   This story is incredibly silly, featuring impressive combinations of swear words, feats of athleticism beyond either of us, a Grumpy Thorin, a Perplexed Bilbo, two hot Dwarven princes and one dragon who wishes he hadn't messed with us.
   As to our personalities, we're pretty much like this in real life... You have been warned.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   78,905

   Chapters:

   17/17

   Comments:

   130

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