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1. Weasley's Jizzard Wheezes by HonourAndDisobey

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   23 May 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Hermione Granger/George Weasley
   • Hermione Granger
   • George Weasley
   • Viktor Krum
   • Arthur Weasley
   • Ron Weasley
   • Ron Weasley Bashing
   • Domestic Violence
   • Sexually Confident Hermione Granger
   • Sexually Confident George Weasley
   • male ejaculation
   • Curvy Hermione
   • Thicc Hermione
   • Anal Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Vaginal Fisting
   • Squirting and Vaginal Ejaculation
   • Rough Sex
   • It's 4am So This Is Probably Shit
   • The Title Is Diabolical
   • inappropriate use of magic
   • Tiny Lightning As A Sex Toy
   • Mention of Death
   • Ron's A Knobhead Pass It On
   • Oneshot
   • baby's first fic
   • Rimming

   Summary

   When Ron outs himself as being abusive to Hermione and gets knocked the fuck out, George comes to her rescue and lets her stay at the shop.

   When George goes to check on Hermione, they realise that Ron has been playing them both for years.

   Sex Sex Sex, Jizz, Jizz, Jizz, The End.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   5,316

   Chapters:

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   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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