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1. The Way To a Man’s Heart is…Gardening? by ObsessiveAgony

   Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   23 May 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace
   • Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Ryland Grace
   • The Convict | Simon Lives (Iron Lung)
   • The Convict | Simon Needs a Hug (Iron Lung)
   • Touch-Starved The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Amputee The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • The Convict | Simon Has PTSD (Iron Lung)
   • The Convict | Simon Has Religious Trauma (Iron Lung)
   • Mutated The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • The Convict | Simon Has Trust Issues (Iron Lung)
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) and Ryland Grace are Patron Saints of One-Way Trips
   • Ryland Grace Needs a Hug
   • Ryland Grace & Rocky are Best Friends
   • Ryland Grace Is Not Graceful
   • POV Ryland Grace
   • Touch-Starved Ryland Grace
   • Ryland Grace is a Leaky Space Blob
   • One Shot
   • Not Beta Read
   • BloodyMary BloodyMay 2026 (Iron Lung/Project Hail Mary)
   • BloodyMary
   • IRONMARY
   • Fluff
   • Sweet
   • Slow Burn
   • Touch-Starved
   • They're Finally Touching
   • not like that though
   • yet - Freeform
   • not platonic relationship

   Summary

   Ryland Grace was supposed to be doing the dishes.

   He was.

   He was doing the dishes.

   Yep. His hands were in the soapy water and he was definitely touching a plate (maybe it was a bowl…)

   He was definitely doing the dishes and not watching what was happening outside the window.

   Because what was happening was just gardening.

   (Make sure you click the link when it comes up!)

   Series

   • Part 4 of BloodyMary One-Shots

   Language:

   English

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