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1. Wake Up Calling by Beware_the_Half_Oni

   Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   12 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace
   • Adrian/Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Ryland Grace
   • Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • Adrian (Project Hail Mary)
   • Accidental Baby Acquisition
   • The Convict | Simon Lives (Iron Lung)
   • The Convict | Simon Needs a Hug (Iron Lung)
   • Amputee The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • The Convict | Simon Has PTSD (Iron Lung)
   • The Convict | Simon Has Religious Trauma (Iron Lung)
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) and Ryland Grace are Patron Saints of One-Way Trips
   • The Convict | Simon Has Anger Issues (Iron Lung)
   • POV The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Ryland Grace Needs a Hug
   • Ryland Grace & Rocky are Best Friends
   • Touch-Starved Ryland Grace
   • Touch-Starved The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Ryland Grace Has PTSD
   • POV Ryland Grace
   • POV Alternating
   • The Convict | Simon & Adrian are Best Friends
   • How does that not have a tag?
   • well it does now
   • Fluff
   • Domestic Fluff
   • so sweet your teeth hurt
   • no beta we die like...
   • well unlike simon cause he's alive and gets to be happy
   • Eden is a Cult (Iron Lung)
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) Thinks Ryland Grace is an Angel
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) Loves Ryland Grace
   • Ryland Grace Loves The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)

   Summary

   Three years after Grace's and Rocky's return, Adrian decides to do a little experiment... make a human baby from Grace's cells! Except Adrian didn't ask permission and did it anyway. If Grace isn't upset already, well, finding out that his cells were used with another human's to make said baby definitely gets him there.

   Wait...

   Since when was there /another/ human?!

   (Despite being marked as Accidental Baby Acquisition, there will be no actual baby in this fic until the very end. This is just self-indulgent fluff of my favorite ship!)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   8,970

   Chapters:

   6/?

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