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1. Witches Do Not Take Hearts for Their Evening Tea by jellywaves

   Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   24 May 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Chu Wanning/Mo Ran | Mo Weiyu
   • Mo Ran | Mo Weiyu
   • Chu Wanning
   • Fluff
   • Chu Wanning Needs A Hug
   • Witches
   • Demon Mo Ran | Mo Weiyu
   • Witch Chu Wanning
   • Familiars
   • Cat POV
   • Walk With Me
   • my gutter humour
   • mo ran wants to wife up the witch in the cottage
   • Alternate Universe - Fantasy
   • Kisses
   • A lot of them - Freeform
   • Unreliable Narrator
   • Bottom Chu Wanning

   Summary

   Remember how Shakespeare described love? Yeah, forget all that. This one’s nothing of the sort.

   .......Maybe it is? I wouldn't know.

   Or the one where Sir Cat Fellington narrates to us (partly, at the least. He sure does love going off track at the sight of fish shaped munchies) a peculiar tale of love and longing, with a side of magic and demonic entities. No tragedies involved.

   Yes, he is a cat. And yes, the monsteras do partake in lengthy monologues. They may be overwatered.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,922

   Chapters:

   2/?

   Kudos:

   16

   Bookmarks:

   3

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