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1. When in Rome, Do Like a Roman by OneMillionLocusts

   Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   23 May 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Jedediah/Octavius (Night at the Museum)
   • Jedediah (Night at the Museum)
   • Octavius (Night at the Museum)
   • Author does not care for canon
   • author does not remember canon
   • author is writing this instead of revising
   • Sexual Tension
   • top Octavius
   • begrudging bottom jedediah
   • First Kiss
   • slight homophobia
   • Third Person POV
   • Title is from The Vatican Rag (Tom Lehrer)
   • Or just generally that phrase
   • Rest in peace tom lehrer you wouldve loved historical yaoi
   • what..
   • No beta we die like Jedediah almost did in the hourglass

   Summary

   "What brings you here, anyway? I thought you hated this place," Octavius muses, watching Jedediah as he wanders about the room.

   "You, 'course, what else?"

   "Im flattered."

   "Oh behave. I was sick of starin' at your fancy get up takin' up my precious space. Was tempted to get gigantor to drop it here for me but I thought id grace you with the pleasure of my presence."

   "Exactly. Im flattered."

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