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Summary:

pecco accidentally sends something to vale, which spirals into him graduating from situationship hell.

Notes:

this is so dumb, and so, so out of character. but i had fun :) so who cares. also if there's any formatting errors do NOT tell me. ao3 formatting is hellish i did not choose this, idk why there are so many spaces im sorry 😭😭

enjoy :)

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VR46 Official Chat

1:27 PM

 

Vale

Hello.am sending photos of the weekend to socials.send me what photos you want included,if you have any.direct message.thanks.

 

Bez

i am endeared by u old man……

 

Vale reacted ? to Bez's message.



Vale, Pecco

1:35 PM

 

You sent 9 photos and 1 video.

Pecco

Not all need to be included, but what I have of the weekend. See you next.

 

Vale reacted ? to your video.

 

Pecco

OH MY GOD

 

You blocked this contact.



VR46 Official Chat

1:38 PM

 

Vale

Please check over what you send.thanks.

 

Bez

????????? u dont like wat i send??? :(( its good, pecco is soo sexy y say this papa :(

 

Vale

Do not send video.

 

Bez

??? can we c

 

Vale

No.



vr46 unoofficial cjat

1:40 PM

 

Franky

someone explain

 

Pecco

I’m going to kill myself.

 

Bez

WHAT DID U SEND BRO

 

Pecco

Vid for Marc.

 

Bez

WHAT can u send it

 

Pecco

?? Not for you?

 

Bez

4 vale apparently

 

Pecco

ACCIDENT.

 

Luca

What are the contents…?

 

Pecco

I’m not telling you that.

 

Cele

profesion of luv ❤️

 

Franky

aww loverboy pecco

 

Bez

ITS VALELORE ITS VALELORE RITE

 

Luca

Bike stuff, probably

 

Franky

were you jerking off

 

Franky

oh ok no one likes franky’s ideas i see how it is

 

Pecco

There was some explicit content, yes.

 

Luca

Dramatic asf, Okay

No fucking way

 

Cele

bars

 

Bez

DUDE. U SENT PORN 2 VALE??? AWESOME??? now send it 2 me

 

Cele

broooo hes gonna get u arrested lol

 

Pecco

Please don’t say that.

 

Franky

nah man, he’s gonna kill you

 

Pecco

Don’t say that either 🙁

 

Bez

marccccc ohh marcc u feel so good i miss u sooo muchhh ughh

 

Pecco

Not what I said.

 

Luca

We will never know :/

 

Franky

yea, can’t know unless you send

 

Bez

PLEASLEPLEASELEPSLDLRPLZPLS

 

Franky

send it to me and luca, i won’t send it to bez

 

Bez

NOOOOOOO PLZ PECCO PLS LET ME C ITTTT

PECCHINO

 

Cele

no sexy pecco for cele???? rude asf what

 

Luca

Dont you guys basically share a phone

 

Bez

pushaw no

send it to cele tho i deffo wont look

pls

pls send

pecco

pecco r u cing my mesages

pecco

did he mute me

 

Pecco

I’m not sending anything to you people.

 

Bez

YOU PEOPLE

pecco racist tell the media tell simon patterson

 

Franky

no he’d be a big fan of his close personal friend francesco bagnaia being just like him

 

Cele

awww now if ur bf breaks up w u, u have a back up

 

Pecco

We are not together.

 

Luca

Liar says what

 

Pecco

I’m not lying?

 

Cele

DUDE. situationship w marc welcome back valerossi

 

Pecco

Not a situationship.

 

Franky

vague poster general over here

 

Cele

yea no i send nudes to my friends to

 

Bez

❔‼️👀👀👀

 

Cele

not to bez

 

Bez

fuck u bro

 

Pecco

Luca, defend me 🙁

 

Bez

ill defend u bby 😍😍 i wont let scary marquez OR rossi get u……just stay behind me nd well get thru this…..

 

Pecco

Luca, please.

 

Luca

What is there to defenf

 

Franky

defenf

 

Bez

defenf

 

Cele

who up defenfing they pecco

 

Bez

me bruh 🤤🤤🤤🤤😛😛😛💯💯👀👀

no but like can u send pic

 

Pecco

€2000

 

Bez

wats ur paypal

ykw ill just send u my creditcqrd info

get wtv u want bbygurl 😍😍😍

aprilia color prefer tho 😛😍

 

Cele

6€ to his name trust

 

Bez

creditcard is infinite money ???

pecco dont listen 2 him

pecco my info is in ur dms

pls send pussy i will be normal

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

abs

arm

armoit 👀👀👀

leg

fing er

i will take naytjing atp pls

 

Franky

are you typing with one hand

 

Bez

I AM TYPIGN FAST AND W PRECISION

 

Cele

typign

 

Bez

american spelling

 

Bez

andddd its all over the screen

pecco ily i owe u my liiiiife

 

Cele

wait what i wanna see

 

Bez

cum 2 my room

 

Franky

no sharing with the class?

 

Luca

Greed

 

Franky

truth nuke

speaking of greed, you really aren’t dating marc?

 

Pecco

We haven't really talked about it.

But it seems like this is just a ‘while we’re both here’ thing.

Plus, you know.

 

Franky

?

 

Pecco

I don’t want Vale to hate me 😢🙁

 

Franky

cus you’re fraternizing w the enemy right

 

Luca

He wouldnt do that

 

Pecco

I know, but I don’t want to be proven wrong.

Also I blocked him.

 

Luca

Dude.

 

Pecco

I panicked 🙁🙁

 

Cele

bez is a lier who lies franky ban him

kill him w fire

 

Franky

tell him bez sent it

 

Luca

Just tell him it was an accident before he starts messaging Marc

 

Pecco

??????

 

Luca

Lmao, too late actually

 

Pecco

WHAT.

 

Valentino Rossi, Marc Marquez

1:53 PM

 

Valentino

Greetings.what is your relationship with Francesco?

 

Marc

Who is this?

 

Valentino

V.rossi.

 

Marc

How did you get this number?

 

Valentino

What is your relationship with my rider?

 

Marc

Teammates. Goodday.

 

Valentino

I don't think teammates send each other those kinds of videos.

 

Marc

What are you talking about

 

Valentino sent 1 video.

 

Marc

Oh.

 

Marc

We’re very close teammates.

 

Valentino

And I have 10championships



Marc Marquez, Pecco Bagnaia

1:58 PM

 

Marc

Hey Francii

Just curious

Why does Valentino have my video?

 

Pecco 

I sent it by accident, I’m so, so sorry 😢😢I’m trying to fix this now.

I really, really am sorry. I know you wanted this to be DL.

 

Marc

It’s ok ❤️❤️❤️

Everything is 👍👍👍, I was just wondering

You really know how to make a guy jealous, jajaja

 

Pecco

I can make you another? I won’t send it to anyone else this time 😢😢

 

Marc loved your message.

 

Marc

No worries :)

Where are you right now?

 

Pecco

Hotel :)

 

Marc

Same one as me?

 

Pecco

Probably.

 

Marc

 #?

 

Pecco

One sec.

615.

 

Marc emphasized your message.

 

Marc

Guess we’ll find out

 

You loved Marc’s message.

 

Luca, Vale

2:23 PM

 

Vale

Tell Pecco to unblock me.

 

Luca

👍



vr46 unoofficial cjat

2:23 PM

 

Luca

V says unblock him

 

Pecco

Bus y

 

Bez

hes soeaking in code…

what could this mean…

 

Cele

back blown out

 

Franky

^

 

Bez

SEND PROOF???

PECCO

 

Bez

did he sirioislu mute us

 

Cele

no one has ever spelled it like that wow

we should give u an award

whats the opposite of a spelling bee

 

Franky

google it

 

Cele

we should give u a google it award

 

Franky

are you stupid

 

Cele reacted ? to Franky’s message.

 

2:47 PM

 

Pecco

Vale unblocked 👍👍👍

 

Bez

3 emoji???? i want 3 emoji :( give bez 3 emoji

i bet marc gets 3 emoji

 

Bez

oh its fuck bez day alr fuck u guys kys

no i didnt mean that

ily pecco ❤️❤️❤️

and cele ❤️

kinda

every1 else go fuck urselfs

notice how i give pecco 3 emoji

 

Luca

Will let V know 👍

 

Bez

tell him im in distress tell him i need his luv

 

Luca laughed at Bez’s message.

 

Bez

SHIT LIST MARINI. U WILL NEVER C Q2

 

Luca disliked Bez’s message.

 

Bez

when i catch u maro……………

pecco ykw wud make me feel so nice and destressrd rn..

 

Pecco

Jajajajajajajajajaja

No

 

Bez

who even says jaja

holy dickmatization batman

hehehehe

wait

dude

no way

 

Pecco

?

 

Bez

GET OFF H wait send proof

 

Pecco

No

 

Bez

franky ban him

 

Franky

what he do

 

Bez

situationship on his phone hes stealing our scretrs…

 

Pecco

Not a situationship

 

Cele

scretrs

 

Bez

shut up



Luca, Pecco

2:52 PM

 

Luca

Are you guys dating

 

Pecco

Sort of

 

Luca

Bad answer



vr46 unoofficial cjat

2:53 PM

 

Luca

Franky ban him

 

Pecco

Why make Franci suffer

 

Bez

franky pls. hes stealing our nicknames hes going 2 take my creditcard info 😭😭😭😭😭😭

 

Pecco

Dont need 😁😁😁

 

Bez

OH LOOK AT ME MR BIG DICK IM RICH AND HAVE NICE HAIR AND A SEXY BF AND NINE CHAMPIONSHIPS FUCK YOUUU

 

Cele

spelled u right its serious franky

 

Luca

Mr big dick.

 

Franky

idk guys seems like pecco to me

 

Bez

GET MIGNO

TELL MIGNO TO KIL

L FRANKY AND BAN PECCO’S NUMBER 4EVER

 

Cele

who has his number

 

Bez

MIGNO KILL CELE ALSO

 

Cele

tf did i do

 

Bez

MIGNO U WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF GOD

 

Franky

imagine if we told him migno isn't in here

 

Luca

Bez losin it :/ so sad

 

Pecco

Very.

 

Luca

Hes still here Franky, ban him

 

Pecco

What.

 

Luca

Oh nvm lol



Luca, Pecco

2:56 PM

 

Pecco 

I shower and you guys try to ban me.

This is why you don’t see the top five.

 

Luca

ARE YOU TOGETHER YET

Sharing texts awwww

Gay as hell lmaoooo

Pause.

 

Pecco

We’re talking.

 

Luca

Talking or talkingggg

 

Pecco

You know what, Vale texted me. Need to respond to him first.

 

Luca

Girl 😐



Vale, Pecco

2:49 PM

 

Vale

I do not care if you are with him,just so you know.i just hoped you were comfortable enough with me to tell me.text if you need anything.

 

3:00 PM

 

Pecco

Thank you, Vale, I appreciate it. And, I am comfortable, it is just complicated.

 

Vale

So,you are together,then?

 

Vale

Leaving me on read is rude,pecco.



Luca, Pecco

2:59 PM

 

Luca

Francesco

 

3:01 PM

 

Pecco

Give me a few minutes, damn.

Patience is a virtue, you know.

 

Luca

Pecco I will kill you

 

Luca

Not my fault your boring ass relationship is interesting

 

Luca

You guys dont even do anything

 

Luca

Not even will they wont they its when will they get together fuuuck

 

Luca

Arent you almost 30

 

Pecco 

So, you don’t want to know, is what I’m hearing.

 

Luca

Fuck off

So???

 

Pecco

We are going out after the race. If we are both not in hospital, haha.

It will be low-key, of course.

I am excited.

 

Luca

You think youre so funny

But happy for youuuu

If he fucks you over, I’ll kill him if V doesnt

Dw goat, I got your back

 

Pecco

Thank you, big dawg.

 

Luca

Np, fellow big dawg

Dont tell Bez I call you that

 

Pecco

Why would I tell Bez anything.



Bez, Pecco

3:09 PM

 

Bez

LUCA TOLD ME

INVITE ME

LET ME C

I WILL TE

XT MARC

PECCO

U IGNORE ME BUT I KNO U C

FRANCESCO

 

Bez

FUCK Y GUYS SO HARD

 

Bez

I WILL PAY U

 

Bez shared 5 links.

 

Pecco

Stop sending me edits.

 

Bez

LET ME IN

 

Pecco 

Not happening.

 

Bez

is this marc

did he take ur shit again

marc just so u kno i will steal ur man dont fw me

 

Pecco 

I’m going to hit you over the head with a hammer.

 

Bez

hes evolved…

hes like the thing…

 

Pecco

Get out of my fucking DMs.

 

Bez

ily 😍😍❤️❤️

 

Bez

U R A DICK



vr46 unoofficial cjat

3:15 PM

 

Bez

ducati riders will not see the light of heaven

Notes:

now you see why i said out of character. franky would never respond to a text.

thank you for reading :)

let me know what you think if you wish. but also do not tell me if you dont like this, i will be incredibly sad.