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“You can’t rent a bomb because it explodes before you can return it.” — Cherubble
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Rooba: “I’m sitting like a man today.”
TooToo: “Why are you manspreading?”
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“WHY DO I HAVE PICTURES OF GALVANA??” — Bona-Petite
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“Imma put you in a cement mixer.” — Whisp
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“Don’t huff the essential oils.” — Flowah (to Rooba)
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“Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, YEAH!!!” — Adult Attmoz
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Boodoo: “Who said?”
Jeeode: “My boobs.”
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Floogull: “WAIT, that was so gay.”
*leans in to whisper: “You’re Amber Island.”*
Sooza: “Are you trying to seduce me?”
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“DON’T EAT MY SISTER!!” —PomPom (about Hoola)
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“Oh wait, wait, like one of those Twitter posts!”
*whispers: “(in a seductive way) Why are you spinning?”* — Yawstrich
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“I’m scared of the letter U.”
*writes the letter U down*
“AHHhhHH!!!” — Floogull
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“We could all live in one house… one compound… like a cult!” — Bellowfish
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“Gay isn’t a color.” — Auglur
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“Humbug, I’m gay.” — Humbug
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“I will love whoever the hell I want, but not in a pansexual way.” — Hoola
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Meebkin: “Piplash, stop touching others (especially Nitebear) inappropriately!”
Nitebear: “It wasn’t inappropriate, and it was like, 20% consensual.”
Piplash: “20 PERCENT CONSENSUAL?!”
(don’t worry: there was no sexual harassment involved.)
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“If it makes you feel better about being bored, I almost blew up my microwave.” — Teeter
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“Did you listen to… ‘emu’ music?” — Ghazt (to Grumpyre)
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“I’m high and already tired!” — Rooba
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“Are you punching a kilo of c****ne or something??” — Strombonin
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“Yeah, ‘gAWdAmMiT’ indeed.” — Galvana