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Monsters as My Friend Group’s Inside Jokes Part 2

Summary:

I’ve let enough time sit so now there’s more jokes in the quote book! You know what that means hahahah

(CW: some more maybe suggestive jokes)

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(Not really an inside joke with my friends but a Tumblr thing with characters swapped)

Yawstrich: “Aw damn, I thought you were gonna be cool for once- I’M JOKING I’M JOKING GET OUT OF MY ROOM-”

Strombonin: “I’m not in your room? Lol”

Yawstrich: “Lies you literally typed that right after you left.”

Strombonin: “Well, I wasn’t in your room by then was I?”

(Credits to jeeode-from-ethereal-island and the-dancing-boodoo on tumblr)

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“I am suitcase.” — Whisp

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“Go ahead, be weird.” — Boodoo

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“He’s like a piñata!” — Pluckbill

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“I only see whiskey. That’s not a snack.” — Rare Wubbox

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“You’d be an opossum, because you’re silly and you like biting others.” — Tauter (to Teeter)

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“Pentumbra, rise from the dead, I dare you.” — Rhysmuth

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“Drawing Humbug with bigger asscheeks… cuz they requested that…” — Jeeode

(I LOVE SPREADING MY SHIP PROPAGANDA /silly)

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“Ow, freaking shoelaces.” — Arackulele

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“You’re a good, good, kid.” — Galvana

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“It’s crackly like your ass.” — Bellowfish

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“WHAT’S SO ATTRACTIVE ABOUT MY LEFT EYE??” — Viveine

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Buzzinga: “What would you do in the trolley problem?”

Knurv: “Is the world black and white?”

Buzzinga: “Yes.”

Knurv: “Don’t do anything to kill five monsters and make the world more colorful!”

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“I’m atrakted to wires.” — Humbug (about Arackulele)

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“My middle finger might be crusty today…!” — Jeeode

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bbli$zard: “Can I see please?”

Charrkoll: “No, not in public!!”