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1. Vampires with hobbies: insanity! by hummingbeeoOo

   Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   31 May 2026

   Tags

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   • Armand/Daniel Molloy
   • Armand & kitchen appliances
   • Armand (Vampire Chronicles)
   • Daniel Molloy
   • Real Rashid (Interview with the Vampire TV 2022)
   • Fareed Bhansali
   • Established Relationship
   • Old Daniel Molloy
   • Vampire Daniel Molloy
   • Armand has so many hobbies actually
   • Mad Scientist Armand
   • Daniel has no self-preservation instinct to speak of
   • breakfast in bed but it's still wriggling
   • making your own uranium dust for fun and profit
   • old men in love having very hot married sex
   • Armand and Real Rashid and Fareed Bhansali are mad scientist besties
   • freak4freak domesticity

   Summary

   Daniel blinks.

   “That a meat thermometer?”

   “Shh, everything’s fine,” Armand replies, incredibly reassuringly.

   And then he stabs the thermometer directly into his own thigh.

   “Jesus fucking Christ!”

   “It’s fine, Daniel,” he says, and has the gall to fucking roll his eyes too, like Daniel is having some wholly unwarranted fit of the vapours. Meanwhile, there’s blood already dribbling down to his knee.

    
   Or: Daniel Molloy's life with a mad scientist for a husband.
   (Updates daily, to get us one week closer to season 3!)

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