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1. call me maybe by noxavis for qu33rbait

   Fandoms: Haikyuu!!  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   27 May 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru
   • Iwaizumi Hajime
   • Oikawa Tooru
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Phone Sex
   • Pining
   • Teasing
   • University Student Iwaizumi Hajime
   • Haikyuu!! Time Skip
   • yearning pining throwing up
   • a bit of introspection but not really

   Summary

   “Oh,” Tooru said, then blurted out, “so, that’s why you’re always so grumpy, Iwa-chan! It’s all the pent-up sexual frustration!”

   See, silly Hajime for not picking up on the signs of his supposed mood swings and short, clipped responses during exam season, surely it must’ve been the lack of sexual activity in his everyday life!

   “Fret not, Iwa-chan,” Tooru had assured him, his knight in shining armour. “As your best friend and a certified relationship expert, I feel like I’m best suited to help you in this time of need.”

   “By… setting me up with another woman?” Hajime asked dumbly. But Tooru only laughed from the other end.

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