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Free days are rare for the members of BTS. Whether it’s a photo shoot, an interview, or whatever, the boys normally have something on their daily schedules. Though today was different much to the boys’ appreciation.
Jin, Yoongi and Namjoon went out for a bit for who knows what and would probably be back soon. That left the other four members to lie lazily around the living room, just enjoying the day off. A movie was playing loudly on the tv screen that Taehyung had practically forced upon the other boys, but now he was the only one who wasn’t captivated by the action scene playing across the screen. Occasional giggles fell from the man’s lips as he stared at his phone, and before Jimin, who was sitting next to him, could tell the other to quiet down, Taehyung gasped loudly.
“Oh. My. God.” Taehyung’s mouth fell open and upon looking up, he was met with three pairs of eyes all trained on him. Jimin leaned over to see what was on the phone in his friend’s hands. Though he didn’t get a chance to read anything before Taehyung pulled the phone away. “A fan sent a link to me on Twitter.”
“And?” Hoseok prompted the younger to continue after he reached over for the remote to turn down the tv. He was all too excited to do just that.
“It was a fan fiction. A sexual one,” Taehyung’s lips turned up into a smirk as he turned his head to look at Jimin, “of you and Yoongi-hyung.” Jimin’s face practically caught on fire after these simple words were left hanging in the air. He looked mortified. Before the others could register what Tae had said, the older boy was already fighting him for control of the phone.
“Oh my god, Tae! Did you read something like that?” With that, Hoseok burst into childish laughter and Jungkook was giggling next to him. Taehyung wasn’t far behind them and was laughing as his hyung struggled to steal the phone out of from his hands. Hoseok couldn’t help himself as he got up and swiped the phone from both of them. “Hyung!”
Hoseok’s laughter only got louder as he read the title and tags aloud, having to stop to breathe every few words. “With Pleasure by... “Eoeo”? Anyway... Praise kink.” Jimin watched in horror as his hyung continued reading. “Daddy kink.” Said boy’s eyes snapped open, and he practically launched himself at Hoseok.
“Shut up! This isn’t funny!” To his dismay, Jimin couldn’t wrestle the phone away.
“Holy sh-” Hoseok held the phone out to Jungkook and Taehyung. “Read the fifth and sixth to last tags.” Jungkook had a faint blush on his cheeks as he read it out loud, but Taehyung was the opposite and just couldn’t hold his laughter back.
“Top Jimin. Bottom Yoongi.” Jungkook’s eyes widened while he took the phone from his hyung for a better look.
“Oh my god, that’s the best thing I’ve ever heard.” Taehyung wiped his eyes which threatened to spill with tears. “ Top Jimin .”
Slightly offended by the absurd laughter, Jimin looked at the others with his cheeks a shade darker than before - if it’s physically possible. “What’s so funny about that?” No answer, only laughter. “Guys! It’s not that funny!”
“Oh, but it is,” Hoseok held his stomach. “Dude, that would literally never happen in any circumstance! You’re Park Jimin .”
“Shut up!” Jimin cried out in humiliation when Jungkook and Taehyung nodded in agreement. The group of boys didn’t hear the front door open and the patter of feet walking through the dorm through all the commotion. Jimin’s voice again sounded throughout the room loudly, “I said shut up! Give me the phone, Jungkook!” Jin, Yoongi and Namjoon exchanged a curious look and proceeded into the living room. What they walked in on was Jungkook laughing under Jimin with a phone clenched in a death grip. Jimin was trying desperately to rip the phone from his hands but with no luck. Hoseok and Taehyung were laughing and practically crying at the scene presented before them.
“Aish, what’s all of this about?” Yoongi complained and rubbed at his temples. Jimin’s face fell, and he instantly halted his movement when Yoongi’s voice hit his ears. Jungkook took the opportunity wriggle out of Jimin’s grasp and stand up in triumph. It was short lived; Namjoon stole the phone from his hands, ignoring the youngest’s protests. The leader’s eyes became impossibly large, and along with his two friends, he couldn’t keep the rising laughter inside.
“I’m sorry, but what the hell is this, and why is it on your phone, Tae?” Namjoon couldn’t get an answer from said boy for he couldn’t form a proper sentence at the moment. Jin was quick to walk to the leader and read over his shoulder. He wasn’t as amused.
“Taehyung!” He scolded. The laughter ceased (except Hoseok’s; his only got louder). “What is this?”
Despite his quickly-approaching lecture, Tae couldn’t wipe the boxy smile from his face. “A fan fiction.” Knowing what was coming, Jimin hid his face in his hands and tried to disappear into the floor. “A fan sent it to me on Twitter.”
“Why did you click on this of all things?” Jin took the phone from Namjoon and set it on the table beside them.
“I couldn’t help it,” Tae giggled. Jin was exasperated by this response.
“You couldn't “help it”?” Jin soon cut off the giggles leaving Namjoon, Hoseok and Jungkook’s mouths as well. “What's so funny about humiliated poor Jimin?” He scolded. The other boys couldn't help but find this amusing. Though they didn't dare laugh; nobody likes an angry Seokjin.
Yoongi previously had been standing back and simply watching all of this go down but curiosity got the better of him. With the phone now on the table and in reach, he picked it up. Perfectly matching Jimin, his face bloomed in color of embarrassment. He sputtered as he stared down the culprits across the room. “What the hell is the meaning of this?” Jimin's head shot up with the most horrified expression plastered on his face, catching sight of what he wanted absolutely the least right now: Yoongi seeing the fan fiction.
The attention was taken off of Jin’s lecture for a moment as the four boys glanced at each other and erupted in giggles again. “Stop laughing this instant!” Yoongi exclaimed. For once, it was hard to take their hyung seriously when he was blushing as red as a tomato. Jimin finally mustered up the strength to get up and take the phone from the older's hands. “What?” His hand snapped to look at his dongsaeng. “Did you write this?”
“What?” Jimin practically shrieked at the accusation. “Of course I didn't! Why would I?” The scene playing out behind Jin was enough to grasp Taehyung and the others’ attention.
“Are you even listening?” Jin’s hands found a place on his hips when it occurred to him that nobody caught anything of what he was saying anymore.
“Because only in your fantasies would you ever be a top,” Yoongi accused and pulled the phone back out of reach before Jimin could snatch it away.
“Why does everyone keep saying that?” Jimin kept trying for the phone but to no avail.
“Because it's true!” Jungkook sent his innocent bunny smile to Jin to avoid getting in trouble for his words.
“Shut up! It's not true!” Jimin sent a death glare the maknae’s way.
“We all know it is,” Taehyung chimed in.
“It isn't!”
“Well-”
“Enough!” Jin cut Taehyung off before he could finish his thought. Everyone froze; Jin rarely raised his voice. He held out his hand to Yoongi that was paired with a you-better-not-mess-with-me look. Slight hesitation was obviously present, but the phone was soon placed in the hyung’s hand. Jimin’s eyebrows raised.
“Why did you hesitate?” He questioned, still thoroughly embarrassed. So was Yoongi.
“What do you mean? I did not hesitate!” Yoongi retorted. Jimin would've kept up the accusations but Jin’s no-nonsense glare shut him up.
“You're all being very immature about this situation. People write fan fiction all the time, but that doesn't mean we use it to embarrass each other.” Jin pointed his finger at Namjoon, Taehyung, Hoseok and Jungkook with the last of his words. Namjoon scoffed.
“Why am I apart of this?”
“You were no help in stopping. You even laughed.” Jin again pointed an accusing finger, but now only at the leader.
“Aw, come on, it's funny.” An eye roll was returned to the hyung when said hyung sent Namjoon a glare. Jin wasn't having any of that.
Meanwhile, Jimin’s eyes were permanently being hidden behind his hands. He groaned in embarrassment while leaning against the wall. This whole situation regarding fan fiction of him and Yoongi is just humiliating. Why did Tae have to find this? Why did Hoseok have to read the tags allowed? Why did Jungkook and Namjoon have to get involved? Why did Jin have to defend them like this?
Yoongi felt the same way, looking anywhere but at the other boy next to him. His face was a deep crimson. Little did the two idols know, they were both blushing for different reasons.
There's
no way
that Jimin could ever top him.