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    “You caught me. I consulted my priest, and he advised me that Jesus needed a new advocate for the downtrodden and poor after all the good work JFK did for putting Catholics into the public consciousness in the ‘60s. So here I am, saving Hell’s Kitchen one Cy Young winner at a time.”

     

    Or: In another life, Dex never stopped playing baseball, and applied his talents to other disciplines rather than sniping people with paperclips from 100 feet away. Somehow, he ends up arrested and finds himself held in a police interrogation room asking a certain legal team to defend him anyways.

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