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    Barty Crouch Jr. is failing half his classes. His solution? Ignore it and hope it goes away.

    The University's solution? Assign him a tutor.

    Lily Evans is brilliant, patient, but thoroughly unimpressed with Barty's chaos.

    At first, Barty hates it. The study sessions, the way Lily won't let him get away with anything. But somewhere between arguing about assignments and late night study sessions, they realise they have more in common than they though.

    Specifically, they're both helplessly in love with the Rosier twins.

    Lily has been pining for Pandora for weeks. Barty has been in love with Evan for years.

    The solution is obvious. Fake dating to make the twins jealous.

    What could go wrong?

    OR

    A university Au about tutoring sessions that become schemes, fake dating that looks real, and two disasters trying to make the people they love jealous. Featuring established Sirius and Remus, Marlene and Dorcas in denial, James and Regulus fighting (flirting), and the cutest Peter and Mary you've ever seen.

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