Adult Content Warning

This work could have adult content. If you continue, you have agreed that you are willing to see such content.

If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Yes, Continue", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). If you log in you can store your preference and never be asked again.

  1. An Inordinate Amount of Cheek by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    26 May 2026

    Tags
    Summary

    Sixth year. A game of Truth or Dare in Gryffindor Tower goes exactly where you’d expect when Firewhisky and Lavender Brown are involved. Hermione is tasked with an impossible dare: to seduce the most un-seducible man in the castle. She’s never backed down from an academic challenge, and she’s certainly not going to let Severus Snape be the first F she ever receives.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,697
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    158
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1,361