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How to Fail at Being Unwanted by Cottoncandyconfessions for Lost_Whale
Fandoms: เธม-โป้ Heart That Skips a Beat | Thame-Po: Heart That Skips a Beat (TV), Thai Actor RPF
25 May 2026
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Summary
Dylan has approached this year’s mating run with a simple strategy: disappear into the worst part of the forest, wait quietly until sunset, and return home with what little dignity he still possesses intact.
As a painfully reserved omega with approximately one friend and the self-esteem of a damp fern, Dylan is fully prepared to spend the evening being politely unwanted.
Unfortunately, Junn has other plans.
Junn—the future Head Alpha, pack golden boy, and the subject of at least twelve omegas’ wet dreams—is supposed to spend the mating run chasing someone elegant. Instead, he has spent two years harbouring a deeply embarrassing, borderline-unhinged case of silent lovesickness over Dylan with the emotional stability of a concussed golden retriever.
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A tragic story, really, about the dangers of being quietly attractive and minding your own business in the woods.