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    Regardless of what it probably looked like in the feeds, Johnny Silverhand was not having a great time.

    He wanted that on record. There was a version of tonight already assembling itself somewhere in the city's media infrastructure, one that started with the concert footage and ended with something that rhymed with legendary, and that version was going to be a lie in the specific way that all the best lies were lies — mostly true, just wrong about the part that mattered.

     
    Johnny Silverhand develops a deeply inconvenient crush on the girl who’s been anonymously mailing him pornographic polaroids and poetry. Unfortunately, when he finally meets her, she turns out to be impossible to seduce properly and genuinely willing to be his friend — which is somehow worse.

    A cyberpunk rom-com AU about two deeply maladjusted people.

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