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At nineteen, Shane Hollander owned one dildo. Purple, it turned out, after seven increasingly wheedling texts.
your dildo - what color?
and how big?
I want to imagine right
send picture
or I can send new one that is best size for you - if you tell me color you like
don't worry, I will send one a little smaller than me - give you something for looking forward to
if you don't tell me I will maybe have to send every color
Ilya becomes overly invested in Shane Hollander's dildo.
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- Part 1 of Two Piece Puzzle
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Bookmark Notes:
Such an oblique and Ilya-esque approach, and the tone is perfectly baffled but hopeful.
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Hilarious