1 - 20 of 24 Bookmarks

Navigation

List of Bookmarks

  1. Tags
    Summary

    @urbabeilya
    Kotenok you are so cute when u have negotiate face on. Can see it thru screen. I am not moving bc u like my bed too much 😉

    @ShaneHollanderOfficial
    Die ❤️

    @urbabeilya
    u are so hot when u are mean dorogoy, do it more 🥵🥵🥵

    @ShaneHollanderOfficial
    Sleep on the couch tonight 🥰

    Or: Shane and Ilya have competing local access shows in the Tri-State area, and these are the chronicles of their unbelievable love story; so unbelievable that no one believes they're actually together.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,247
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    172
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    1,760
  2. 19 Jul 2026

    Public Bookmark

    Bookmark Notes:

    Read

  3. 13 Jul 2026

    Public Bookmark

    Bookmark Tags:
  4. 07 Jul 2026

    Public Bookmark

  5. 06 Jul 2026

    Public Bookmark

    Bookmark Collections:
    Bookmark Notes:

    our little talks by buckywouldbeproud
    Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)

  6. 05 Jul 2026

    Public Bookmark

  7. 05 Jul 2026

    Public Bookmark

    Bookmark Collections:
  8. 04 Jul 2026

    Public Bookmark

  9. 01 Jul 2026

    Rec

    Bookmark Notes:

    Ilya (Brighton Beach Bitch): my love how r u doing

    Ilya (Brighton Beach Bitch): u are still breathing yes? i dont want to send idiot marly to revive u but i will if i have to kotenok

    Shane huffs.

    Not dead, Ilya. And I'm not your love, either. And certainly not your kitten.

    Ilya responds lighting fast, milliseconds after Shane has even sent his text.

    Ilya (Brighton Beach Bitch): awww do not be like this sweetheart. a man can only drink grass so many days in row before he needs actual food, yes?

    Shane rolls his eyes.

    Sex ban.

    Ilya (Brighton Beach Bitch): NOOOOOOO

    Ilya (Brighton Beach Bitch): SHANYA PLS

    Ilya (Brighton Beach Bitch): I WILL DRINK MILLION GRASS DRINKS

    Ilya (Brighton Beach Bitch): I WILL DO ANYTHING JUST NO SEX BAN PLS I AM BEGGING MOYA LYUBOV

    Shane, knowing he has his husband right where he wants him, sets his jaw and responds.

    .

     

    Ilya Rozanov, Brooklyn’s Babe @urbabeilya

    how has no one told me about pretty boy with freckles hosting manhattan show same time as mine. krasivyy. he blushes like flower. he is like how u say. movie star. mr hollywood. share post so xороший мальчик will see

     

    Within fifteen minutes, the tweet had a thousand likes and double the shares and retweets.

    Within an hour, double that.

    And, three hours later, Shane had a message from his biggest fan in his DMs:

     

    @urbabeilya
    shane hollander. beautiful name for beautiful boy

    @ShaneHollanderOfficial
    What do you want.

    @urbabeilya
    come be on my show. we will play april fools joke. u will be on my show, audience will not see coming, will be great

    @ShaneHollanderOfficial
    Why.

    @urbabeilya
    so many questions. good boys do as they are told mr hollywood

    @ShaneHollanderOfficial
    🙄🙄🙄
    Well, I don't think I can say no, since you thirsted over me for the whole fucking internet to see.
    Fine. Tell me when to show up and I’ll be there.

    @urbabeilya
    u are mad about this?
    you do not have to come if dont want

    @ShaneHollanderOfficial
    No, not mad. More… Confused. I don't watch your show, but I've seen you before, and it looks like you have plenty of boys falling at your feet you could have instead of me.

    @urbabeilya
    ah. u are shy jealous thing. mилый мальчик do not worry, my eyes are only on you yes?

    @ShaneHollanderOfficial
    …Okay.

    @urbabeilya
    ok. come to studio at 11
    here is address (link)
    cant wait to see you my дорогой prince

    @ShaneHollanderOfficial
    Relax.
    …Can't wait to meet you, too.

    @urbabeilya
    🥹🥹🥹🥰🥰🥰💋💋💋😎😎😎

    @ShaneHollanderOfficial
    Oh, god. I’m going to regret this.

    @urbabeilya
    😏😏😏

    .

    voice, which he clearly knows to be Ilya's, begins talking. “Ah, yes. Hello, Venters. I am Manhattan citizen, you know this because I tell you. Here is my vent: too many people look at Shane Hollander like he is theirs. No, Manhattan, you are wrong and bad. This man is mine. How do you know this? Because I tell you. Here, I tell you more: he has precious vesnushki, like prince. He wears glasses. His nose scrunches up like kotik when he laughs and my shirts are too big for him and my hands are two inches longer than his. He thinks is funny that interweb people fight over his honor with me. He watches hockey and takes boring notes on plays like he is boring coach, and then he tweets hockey players his critiques. See? I would not know these things if he was not my malysh. Next week I will only talk about my moya lyubov’s mouth, so do not go away.”

    The message ends, and Shane is as red as a tomato. He can feel his ears burning.

    He had known Ilya would be included in The Vent, but he had no idea what he would say.

    “Fuck,” is his eloquent response– which, of course, is bleeped out.

    .

     

    @ilyasnumber1babe
    guys im starting to think those two tv hosts in nyc are actually a couple and its not a bit

    @frecklemania
    its the matching wedding rings for me 💍

    @shaneluver4ever
    HOST HUSBANDS SUPREMACY #hosthusbands

     

    Trending
    #HostHusbands

  10. 01 Jul 2026

    Public Bookmark

  11. 01 Jul 2026

    Public Bookmark

    Bookmark Collections:
  12. 01 Jul 2026

    Public Bookmark

  13. 01 Jul 2026

    Public Bookmark

    Bookmark Collections:
  14. 30 Jun 2026

    Public Bookmark

  15. 02 Jun 2026

    Public Bookmark

  16. 01 Jun 2026

    Public Bookmark

  17. 28 May 2026

    Public Bookmark

  18. 26 May 2026

    Public Bookmark

    Bookmark Collections:
  19. 26 May 2026

    Public Bookmark

  20. 26 May 2026

    Public Bookmark

  21. 26 May 2026

    Public Bookmark

    Bookmark Tags:
    Bookmark Notes:

    Shane and Ilya have competing local access shows in the Tri-State area, and these are the chronicles of their unbelievable love story; so unbelievable that no one believes they're actually together.

Navigation