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1. take me on down by siriuscybernetics

   Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   26 May 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Dan Howell/Phil Lester
   • Dan Howell
   • Phil Lester
   • Consensual But Not Safe Or Sane
   • Under-negotiated Kink
   • Knifeplay
   • Blood
   • Blood Kink
   • Pain Kink
   • Anal Sex
   • Biting
   • Biting Kink
   • Erotic cannibalism
   • Puppy Play
   • PWP
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Freak4Freak Dan Howell/Phil Lester
   • phreak4phreak
   • 2026 Era (Phandom)
   • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat

   Summary

   They'd danced around it for years, this specific thing of Dan’s. Ever since that first video, that alleged satire where Dan infamously held a knife to Phil’s face and said his skin was going to taste good. Dan had snapped and nipped and bitten at Phil since the beginning, and even after years of training, Phil's puppy still had a biting problem. But it runs deeper.

   sixteen years after "how to befriend your favourite internet stars", Dan follows through on his threats.

   takes place in the same universe as "once you've befriended your favourite internet stars" but could be read as a standalone.

   please heed the tags. pwp.

   Series

   • Part 2 of villainous thing (once you've befriended your favourite internet stars)

   Language:

   English

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