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1. You Stupid Bitch Can’t You See (The Perfect One For You Is Me) by Anonymous

   Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   31 May 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Coy Piso | piso4/Anthony Potero | Anthpo
   • Coy Piso | Piso4
   • Anthony Potero | Anthpo
   • Hannah Bondalo | Hanbon
   • Will | Wahony
   • Original Male Character(s)
   • bunch of friends
   • bunchoffriends
   • Jealousy
   • shortish chapters
   • no beta we die like shirley
   • who up being very very normal
   • for legal reasons satire
   • Gay Awakening
   • Coming Out
   • no AI
   • Wound Care
   • cleaning wounds
   • Minor Injuries
   • Light Angst
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • Gay Panic
   • Title from a Girl in Red Song

   Summary

   TITLE FORMALLY :Smart sexy lacy (i’m losing it lately)

   Just changing the title to fit the Fic a little better and yeah. Thought it was more fitting Coy Is indeed a Stupid Bitch in this just a little bit

   Coy starts talking to some perfect smart blonde angle who fosters kittens and reads books and Anthony has feelings about it.

   “And you dont think thats kinda perfect?! I mean think about it. Coy is kinda like a sick kitten. Right?”

   “What I’m trying to say is Hes sketchy, okay? Im just being protective of my friend and I thought you guys would be too.”

   Bon sighs sympathetically and pats ants back handing him a cookie. “Okay, I think hell be okay, he can handle himself right? And If James really is a weirdo.. Ill give you twenty dollars. Cool?”

   “Yeah.” Its not cool….

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   English

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   Chapters:

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