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1. Car Trouble by Homo_paranoia

   Fandoms: Yellowjackets (TV)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F
   • Work in Progress

   28 May 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Misty Quigley/Natalie Scatorccio
   • Natalie Scatorccio
   • Misty Quigley
   • Travis Martinez
   • Van Palmer
   • Taissa Turner
   • Lottie Matthews
   • Shauna Shipman
   • Jackie Taylor (Yellowjackets)
   • Yellowjackets (TV) Ensemble
   • Laura Palmer
   • Natalie Scatorccio's Father
   • mistynat
   • Lesbian
   • wlw
   • Sapphic
   • Alternate Universe - No Plane Crash (Yellowjackets)
   • 2000s
   • 2000s rom com
   • Fluff
   • romantic
   • based off of Love Don't Cost a Thing
   • Which was based off of Can't Buy Me Love
   • Alternate Universe
   • AU
   • Cliche
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Teen MistyNat
   • Author Is Sleep Deprived
   • Drug Use
   • Recreational Drug Use
   • Not Beta Read

   Summary

   A night of fun ends with Nat totaling her father's car while he's out of town. With no money for repairs, and an ultimatum till Monday, Nat reluctantly strikes a deal with the Misty Quigley; the school's social pariah. Two weeks of fake dating for a brand new car before her dad gets back, but a transactional deal soon seems to turn into something more...

   (Tumblr is @homo-paranoia)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   3,886

   Chapters:

   2/?

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