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1. 【好兆头】婚约式赌约（原名：《如同鱼离开圣水》）by The_Rogue_Bard [翻译] by alexiel23856156

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

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   18 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • 极品超自然老伴
   • 我在想办法忘记第三季
   • 亚茨拉斐尔是个值得结交的混蛋
   • 蛇一般帅不过三秒

   Summary

   亚兹拉斐尔和克劳利打赌，看谁能“像人类一样”生活得更久。显然这个过程还包括约会——人类身份对它俩来说可真是太方便了！
   要是它们早点关注人类的生活方式就好了！但过去六千年里，它们眼中只有彼此，又能怎么办呢？
   与此同时，这对爱侣身边的普通人类们，既不得不忍受他们的奇葩，又乐于欣赏眼前的荒诞喜剧，内心可谓左右为难。

   Language:

   中文-普通话 國語

   Words:

   36,129

   Chapters:

   8/8

   Comments:

   11

   Kudos:

   21

   Bookmarks:

   5

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