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<Excerpt from Special Incident Records>
This is a catalogue dedicated to incidents directly caused by the Manager. All of our records can be testified by witnesses who have chosen to be listed as anonymous for the sake of privacy.
<Redacted 01>: Oh my Wings... what on earth, have I stumbled in to?!?!?
<Redacted 02>: What's wrong with you murmuring to yourself like that?
<Redacted 01>: Hwoahbw do I even begin to describe what I've just seen huh??? How the HELL–
<Redacted 02>: Woah! Let's calm down now! Uhh– here's some water, and just tell me what's going on, okay?
<Redacted 01>: I JUST SAW THE MANAGER HAVE SEX WITH T-01-68 WHAT ELSE DO I NEED TO SAY???
<Redacted 02>: Uhh, what?
<Redacted 01>: THE MANAGER WAS BLOWING IT LIKE A TUBA.
Shortly after this outbreak, <Redacted 01> passed out and was sent to the Infirmary, waking up 15 hours later following their hysteria where <Redacted 01> claimed no recollection of the incident. After thorough medical examinatios and counseling <Redacted 01> was discharged soon after.
<Excerpt from Counseling Logs>
"I honestly did not expect the Manager to be THAT sort of person. Especially with their position, where they're practically banned from interacting with the Abnormalities, and being the one taking initiative. To be fair though, we do have monsterfuckers in our midst unfortunately, and whether that fact decides to bite us back or not is something that doesn't concern us.>