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it was the day of shadow milk and vivi's wedding, everyone was happy except for moonpaw. cause she was not invited. her fur bristled with anger. "grrrr how dare they not invite me" sunbeam placed her tail over moonpaws shoulder gently.
"moonpaw you do realize not everyone is invited."
"But your invited, he's invited gesturing her tail to waffle paw who was very confused. i swear for starclans sake.everyone IN THIS CLAN IS INVITED." Moonpaw yowled loudly getting weird looks from every cat in the camp.
"y'know you're acting weirdly antagonistic today"
"oh yeah because the creator needs to use me as a plot device cause she didn't know who else to use." Moonpaw said oddly calmer than a few moments ago.
. "So are you over it" sunbeam asked "NO WAY" she yelled with that sunbeam shook her head in disapproval and walked away it's fine she would sneak in
mean while in the merged lands Sora sat on the ground she loved shadow milk he should marry ME not vivi
"hey you gonna sit on the ground or start training" nya said
"ugh you don't get it no one does" she said angstyly
"bro I lowk don't have the mental capacity for ts bye-bye" nya said in monotone walking away
"Hey writer didn't we do this before like 5 seconds ago" Sora said "uhhhh y"know what, why are you questioning me get sniped. I said then a car ran through the monastery and ran Sora over.
Moonpaw crouched behind a bush it was time for the vows, afterwards she would slip in and no one would notice her. blue stars voice rang through the place. "if anyone objects, speak now o-then cut off by rosetail. "or forever hold your peace." the pissed bluish grey Shecat staring at her with annoyance. "I object" a voice came from the crowd suddenly. that made moonpaw jump getting revealed to have snucken in. everyone gave her a quick glance. Anger shock and amusement faced her. then turned to find out the voice was and there was no one there. "because I love shadow milk. and he should be with me."
"theres no one there" someone said
"wow your just so smart lionblaze" hollyleaf said sarcastically like the diva she was
"is it a ghost oooh that would be sooo cool" jay said excitedly
"jay for the last time ghosts do not exist" Nya said.
"well maybe they do." He said in response to what Nya said they then preformed a seance
they were about to continue on with the wedding then. when a couple of gasps came from the crowd. Because very abruptly music had started playing. it was anemone who had played the music. she started to break-dance everyone was enchanted and stayed silent and watched her. during her performance she fell down and anemone was badly injured, there was some bone sticking out. but thanks to the magic of friendship, nooo wrong fandom it's cartoon logic. she got up everyone cheered. she finished her performance and the crowd went crazy.
after that the people decided whether they should do 1 or 2 side quests, before the main quest.(wedding) or just focus on the main task, and do side quest afterwards. they then found out who the avatar was, and helped them master all 4 elements. plus cabbage-bending. and started a corporate empire called, "ILLIT IS GOATED" hmmm I sure hope they don't get sued over safety concerns. and then have to file for bankruptcy, and then go out of business. when they got back rosetail and bluestar were making out. "oh ma gawh." Black sapphire said. mean while candy apple and several others were taking photographs. while nomi- nomi was squealing, "eeeeee YURI." she screeched, which those 2 seemed to notice the noise. "we weren't doing anything."bluestar said quickly. "What do you mean, we were just maki-" this time it was rosetail's time to be interrupted. "n-n-no we weren't she needs to go to the medicine cat den or something" "ooohhh" the crowd said the feeling of hoping they make up in the air. then shadow milk and vivi then got married and had a good life
happily ever after