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1. The Healy Crisis by great_white_shark

   Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   01 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Jackson Healy/Holland March
   • Holland March
   • Jackson Healy
   • Getting Together
   • Period Typical Attitudes
   • but it's really not that bad and mostly for the bit
   • Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
   • Smoking
   • Recreational Drug Use
   • c'mon it's the 70s
   • Kink Shaming
   • but march is into it so it's fine
   • Injury Recovery
   • Bisexual Holland March
   • Gay Jackson Healy
   • but most importantly:
   • First Time Blow Jobs
   • Weight Gain
   • Belly Kink
   • Strength Kink
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • Kink Discovery
   • in which holland march and i hold hands and work together to sexualize that fat old man
   • this is two-thirds banter and one-third porn

   Summary

   Holland March isn't in denial. He knows he likes men, okay? And he's fine with it, really, he is. Even if he doesn't exactly act on it that often.

   But being attracted to Jackson fucking Healy? His business partner, housemate, and—let's face it—best friend, who's nearly two decades older than him? The ex-bruiser who was already kind of fat before he went and broke his leg and gained like thirty more pounds on top of it?

   And what does it say about March that he wants Healy even more now?

   Yeah, he thinks it's understandable to have a bit of a crisis about that.

   (In other words: Holland "I didn't know I was into that" March learns several things about himself when he accepts that he wants to fuck that old man.)

   Series

   • Part 1 of they're not that nice

   Language:

   English

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