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10 Things That Make Her All That by cyanidesins (neisthai)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Aug 2026
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Summary
It’s totally normal to set your ex up on a few dates, or at least for a flirty night out to distract her from the fact that you’re about to tell her that you left her for another man — right? And who better for the job that your charming older brother who has always made her flush and giggle like she’s been possessed by the ghost of your first girlfriend?
It’s not like your brother’s secretly had a thing for her since they met, right? Also, because he’s your brother, he’d never try to make this something real — would he?
Or that time that Ronald got the brilliant idea to set Hermione up for a few dates and a flirt with his oldest single brother so she’d have a soft place to land when he confessed he’s been seeing Blaise since they split up a year ago that somehow turns into a bet with said older brother about how not only can her charm her into a shag, but he’ll be able to make Hermione far happier than Ron ever could.
I’m sure absolutely nothing can go wrong with this plan. Drunken bets between brothers never end up biting anyone in the arse — right?