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1. But He Was My Nuisance by things_renew_themselves

   Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   29 May 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Peter Parker/Wade Wilson
   • Peter Parker
   • Wade Wilson
   • and random bystanders
   • Pre-Relationship
   • Wade Wilson Dies Temporarily
   • Mutual Pining
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Love Confessions
   • (sort of)
   • this is the train scene from spider-man 2 plus deadpool
   • with some details lifted from the spider-man/deadpool series
   • Recreational Drug Use
   • playing fast and loose with the rules of wade's healing factor and peter's understanding of it

   Summary

   "Careful, he's a hero," someone says.

   Deadpool oohs. "Now that's fun. That line wasn't actually in the movie." He coughs up some blood, and crawls in the car.

   Language:

   English

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