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1. "Al, my leg is dead." by Teacup_the_cup

   Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types  

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   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
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   • Complete Work

   29 May 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Trisha Elric/Van Hohenheim
   • Alphonse Elric & Edward Elric & Van Hohenheim
   • Sara Rockbell/Urey Rockbell | Yuriy Rockbell
   • Heymans Breda & Vato Falman & Kain Fuery & Jean Havoc & Riza Hawkeye & Roy Mustang
   • Alphonse Elric & Edward Elric & Winry Rockbell
   • Team Mustang Members (Fullmetal Alchemist)
   • Roy Mustang
   • Edward Elric
   • Alphonse Elric
   • Trisha Elric
   • Van Hohenheim (Fullmetal Alchemist)
   • Urey Rockbell | Yuriy Rockbell
   • Sara Rockbell
   • Winry Rockbell
   • Crack
   • Past Injuries
   • Toddlers
   • Parenthood
   • Toddlers being literal toddlers
   • They have no sense of danger
   • Parenting is hard on the Elrics
   • fear of needles mentioned
   • coffee mentioned
   • Hohenheim doesn't know what a social cue is
   • Broken Bones
   • Mustang is shiny

   Summary

   While waiting for the Colonel Bastard, Ed and Al start spewing a few childhood stories. One especially involving a dead leg and a wheelbarrow.

   Of course, Mustang's team needs to know more.

   Aka, insanity with a side of Van clutching his pearls because his sons are dumb toddlers.

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   English

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