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1. wow, that's a carrot cake by neopeeink

   Fandoms: NCT (Band)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   29 May 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Huang Renjun/Lee Jeno
   • Huang Renjun/Na Jaemin
   • Lee Jeno/Na Jaemin
   • minor hyuckle
   • minor marksung
   • Huang Renjun
   • Lee Jeno
   • Na Jaemin
   • Zhong Chenle
   • hyuck mark and jisung r here in spirit
   • NCT Dream Ensemble
   • Alternate Universe - Fantasy
   • elf jun
   • werewolf jen
   • shapeshifter jaem
   • Established Relationship
   • But also
   • Developing Relationship
   • Polyamory
   • my bby deserves at least two men everytime
   • its the rule neo im sry
   • they swear a lot in this one
   • Fluff
   • Fluff and Crack
   • and only a itty bitty tiny amount of angst
   • but its just renjun overthinking and panicking dw
   • jens a good boy
   • jaems a weirdo
   • leles a voice of reason
   • and they r all stupid neo
   • Canon Compliant
   • Huang Renjun-centric

   Summary

   Because in one moment he's chasing a pink bunny through his garden, careful not to trample his plant babies. And then in the next there's a butt booty-naked, drop-dead gorgeous man standing in the middle of Renjun's lettuce bed. Naked toes missing a long row of spring onions by a hair's breadth. 

   Renjun screams.

    

   🩷: Little did he know that exact same pink bunny/butt booty naked man would end up consuming his every thought and slowly eat up Renjun's sanity. Pretty cute, no?

   Would be, if Renjun didn't already have a boyfriend.

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