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SEEKING NEW POLICULE MEMBER
Bold letters headlined the flyer haphazardly stuck to the bathroom stall’s partition wall.
Outside, the club quite literally vibrated, –music blasting loud enough to break everybody’s eardrums, designer drugs running rampant from mouth to mouth to mouth, chased down with overpriced booze. But there, in the bathroom, it all faded into a pleasant hum, like the heartbeat of some dangerous beast while one sat comfortably in its stomach, already devoured.
SEEKING NEW POLICULE MEMBER
We recently had a defector in our polycule (fuck you Rashid) and we are looking for a new member to take his place.
Must be:
-an art enthusiast
-able to donate blood semi-regularly
-a generous lover (Rashid was a very selfish lover and we’re glad he’s gone)
-loyal, trustworthy and dependable
-capable of keeping secrets
-not claustrophobic
-not afraid of sharp objects or teeth
About us:
We are a diverse group of art-oriented creatures of the night. We love going out, exclusively at night, (mandatory every 2 to 3 days, but could be more) and watching old movies cuddling up in our XXL couch
Requirements:
-must live on site with us
-1,65 -1,78 meters tall preferred for practical positioning reasons (5’5” and 5’10” for the metrically challenged)
-must commit exclusively to our polycule (NO sneaky links)
-any gender welcome; must feel sexually open to all our members
-polycule experience is not required, but some experience handling multiple lovers is preferred
Our members (in no hierarchical order):
Armand (514) - actor and lover, the spiritual leader of the group, runs meditation sessions for us
Louis (145) - ex-pimp who did some inner healing, now art collector
Lestat (228) - currently a rockstar, you might have heard of him
Daniel (72) - the baby of the polycule
Our home:
- the top floor of a beautiful Victorian house in Toronto, Canada
- 2b, 1.5b, you will share a bed with two of our members! As the newest member, you can select which members to share with first. We rotate on a monthly basis, to avoid any jealousy or “playing favorites.”
- parking
Our rules:
-no dating outside the polycule
-drugs must be shared
-cleanup duties rotate weekly and cannot be skipped
-no going out or opening any windows during the day
APPLY HERE: tinyurl.com/join-our-polycule
(you can’t click on this link because this is printed paper,you will need to type it into your browser)