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1. Date Everything? by Umberu

   Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Multi
   • Work in Progress

   30 May 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Player Character (Date Everything!)
   • Female Player Character (Date Everything!)
   • Named Player Character (Date Everything!)
   • Starts at beginning of game
   • some scenes are re-imaginings of canon scenes and interactions
   • some are entirely unique
   • no pre-established relationships other than Sam
   • you meet everyone alongside Amethyst
   • honestly this is meant to be more self-indulgent than anything
   • Eventual Smut
   • Sub Player Character (Date Everything!)
   • Mental Illness

   Summary

   Amethyst is the reluctant recipient of the Dateviators. Just a new homeowner trying to pay the bills, not get swept up in the drama of her household objects. But... she is lonely after the move.

   This story features re-imagings of canon dateable interactions, as well as completely unique scenes. Rather than a neatly wrapped up plot this story takes a meandering path as Amethyst forms relationships with the objects around her. The story starts at the beginning of the game without any established relationships. To avoid spamming tags characters and relationships won't be added until they have substantial focus put on them.

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   English

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