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Jax Names A Cat Missile Launcher

Summary:

jax makes a stupid decision and ends up adopting a cat.

Notes:

guys PLEASE DONT PUT SPOILERS FOR THE LAST ACT IN THE COMMENTS. PLEASE.

anyway if you want to laugh you've come to the right place

Chapter 1: The spontaneous adoption of a cat

Chapter Text

"Jax, do you have any pets?" Asked Pomni.

Jax and Pomni were neighbours living opposite each other on The Amazing Digital Street. It was a small area on the countryside. Everyone knew each other and they often met up; having "adventures" planned by one of their neighbours, Caine, who often volunteered at a shelter for cats. Pomni was the newest resident, having moved in only a few weeks prior.

The two were currently chatting as Pomni washed her car using a hose.

"Um." Girls like cutsey guys, right? he thought to himself. "I have a cat." He lied.

"Thats nice!" She replied. "I have a hamster. Her name is Daisy." Pomni accidentally splashed herself with water.

Wait! Jax remembered something else. Girls also liked tough guys! "My cats name is Missile Launcher." He said, with a completely straight face.

Pomni blinked, confused. "Oh, ...thats nice?" She said.

Jax panicked. Then he pretended he hadn't panicked and came up with an excuse. "You actually believed that? Wow, pompom."

Pomni side-eyed him. "Do you even have a cat?" She asked.

"Yeah! Of course!" He said unconvincingly. "Anyway, I, uh, need to count my eggs before they hatch. See ya around!" He ran across the road to his car and sped off, most likely breaking the speed limit.

Pomni turned around and stared at her car. "Well that was weird." She said to herself.

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Jax wanted to smack his head against the steering wheel, but because he was driving, he doubted that it would be a very good idea. He drove until he got to the cat shelter Caine liked to volunteer at.

Caine was there, feeding the cats. "Hello, Jax! What brings you here today?" He said in his very loud voice.

"Uhh, i want to adopt a cat." Jax said. Caine buzzed with excitement.

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After the whole process was done, Jax had a pet cat. It was an orange tabby cat that was really cute and fat.

"Listen, Cat." Said Jax as he started the car. "From now on, you are my cat. But as far as anyone is concerned, you have always been my cat. Understood?"

Cat meowed. Jax decided that it ment Cat understood fully.