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1. And I Promise None of This is A Metaphor by kyxgrey

   Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), spideytorch - Fandom  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   31 May 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Peter Parker/Johnny Storm
   • Johnny Storm
   • Peter Parker
   • Mary Jane Watson
   • Mentioned Gwen Stacy
   • Past Peter Parker/Mary Jane Watson
   • Past Peter Parker/Gwen Stacy (The Amazing Spider-Man)
   • Crushes
   • Idiots in Love
   • Peter Parker Loves Johnny Storm
   • Johnny Storm Loves Peter Parker
   • Johnny Storm is an idiot
   • But He’s Peter’s Idiot
   • Porn with Feelings
   • Porn with Plot
   • Kind Of
   • If you squint there’s plot
   • First Dates
   • First Kiss
   • Dry Humping
   • Blow Jobs
   • Cock Drunk Peter Parker
   • Mild Cock Warming Kink
   • Anal Fingering
   • Anal Sex
   • Copious amounts of lube
   • Unprotected Sex
   • BUT ITS NOT ADDRESSED
   • Mutual Masturbation
   • Bottom Peter Parker
   • Top Johnny Storm
   • aftercare if you squint
   • A fucked up mix of comic and movie spidey
   • No beta we die like Uncle Ben
   • Not Beta Read
   • i proofread my own shit so all mistakes are my fault

   Summary

   To say he was speechless when Johnny had asked him out on a date was an understatement. Like a proper date, not just pizza or hotdogs on a rooftop, not coffee on the Statue of Liberty. But an honest to god date.

   He had frozen for a minute then when he came back online he realized Johnny looked horrified, as if he hadn't meant to ask. Peter had gently taken his hand and looked him in the eyes and said he would love to.

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