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  1. Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap by

    Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)  

    31 May 2026

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    "I suppose the place does need a little dusting, but surely that doesn't take an entire day!" He couldn't stomach the thought of his workplace's reaction to him requesting his scarce amount of paid leave to clean. He could blow his arm right off and Jade would be asking if he could come into work that afternoon. "The IPC doesn't stop accumulating wealth for the Amber Lord just for anything, y'know."

    "I already calculated it—" of course he did "—And the time it will take for two people to clean to recommended standards is approximately six hours."

    "Wait, hold on," Aventurine interjected, "Two people?" As in Ratio was planning on helping him?

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    In which Ratio and Aventurine clean the latter's apartment and get a little dirty in the process.

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