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1. Sprouts and Other Ways to get a Spouse by vv0812

   Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M, Multi, Other
   • Work in Progress

   11 Jun 2026

   Tags

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   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace
   • Ryland Grace & Rocky
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) & Ryland Grace
   • Adrian & Ryland Grace & Rocky
   • Adrian & Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • Adrian/Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • Adrian (Project Hail Mary) & The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) & Ryland Grace & Rocky
   • Adrian (Project Hail Mary) & The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Adrian & Ryland Grace
   • Ryland Grace
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • Adrian (Project Hail Mary)
   • Miscommunication
   • Touch-Starved The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • The Convict | Simon Needs a Hug (Iron Lung)
   • Ryland Grace Is Not Graceful
   • Ryland Grace & Rocky are Best Friends
   • POV Ryland Grace
   • POV The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Religious Imagery & Symbolism
   • Touch-Starved Ryland Grace
   • Fluff
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Angst
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Ryland Grace Needs a Hug
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • Slice of Life

   Summary

   I published a post on Tumblr about Grace accidentally proposing marriage to Simon when he gives him a sprout, and this leads to Simon thinking that they are happyly married, while Grace thinks that having a human friend is awesome.
   People were asking for a fanfic, so I decided to give it my best shot and do it myself.

   P.S: Sorry for any grammar or lexic error, english is not my first language.

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